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When three small town National Guardsmen bound for Iraq are unknowingly dropped into Mexico, their confusion leads them to "liberate" a small village from a band of corrupt Federales Written by Anonymous

Two hunters who are good with guns get picked up by the Feds to be deployed to Iraq. The plane actually drops them off in Mexico which they think is Iraq and go on to deal with Mexican outlaws. The leader of the gang is named Carlos Santana and so far the most popular joke is for everyone to say "the singer?" after hearing his name said. And no it isn't the singer, but the baddest outlaw in all of Mexico... Written by ME!!!!!!!111!!!1ONE!!!!!11!

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Last year's "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector" was a no-brainer comedic skid mark. It didn't take any energy to loathe it, and the film didn't exactly court quality with a screenplay written on cocktail napkins in magic marker and its ten-cent production polish. "Delta Farce" is the follow-up, and while I could say the quality of Larry's feature film work has improved, that isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for the picture. It's like saying drowning is more welcome than being set on fire.

Larry (Larry The Cable Guy), Bill (Bill Engvall), and Everett (DJ Qualls) are three Army reservists lacking every conceivable skill a good soldier should have. On their way to the battlefields of Iraq, led by their bellowing commanding officer (Keith David), the trio fall asleep on the plane, accidentally jettison themselves, and wake up in the middle of a desert...in Mexico. Stuck in a small village, the military stooges need to screw up their courage when a group of Mexican outlaws, led by Carlos Santana (Danny Trejo), come by looking for trouble.

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GRIDIRON GANG NOW AVAILABLE

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In the Kilpatrick juvenile detention center, the supervisor and former football player Sean Porter sees the lack of discipline, self-esteem, union and perspective in the teenage interns and proposes to prepare a football team to play in one league. He is supported by his superiors and his successful experience changes the lives of many youngsters. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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It used to be one of the more meaningful motion picture metaphors: sports as a microcosm of life. All throughout the early days of cinema, when motion and action were mandatory to keep audiences interested in the fledgling artform, through the glory days of classic studio system films, athletes and the games they play have provided the backdrop for discussions of courage, leadership, discipline and self-discovery. But in the post-modern era, all that has changed. Championing the underdog, rooting for the good guys, using competition as a moralizing mannerism to determine the superior from the sad has become the order of the day. Without some adversity to overcome, a last act challenge to rise up to, and a god-like leader who provides tough love and selfless motivation within a context of team and trying, the current sports film is lost. These are the clichéd confines that something like Gridiron Gang must break out of. Sadly, it can only embrace, not erase, the archetypes.

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NO RESERVATIONS (2007) NOW AVAILABLE

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A master chef, Kate (CATHERINE ZETA-JONES) lives her life like she runs the kitchen at upscale 22 Bleecker Restaurant in Manhattan--with a no-nonsense intensity that both captivattes and intimidates everyone around her. With breathtaking precision, she powers through each hectic shift, coordinating hundreds of meals, preparing delicate sauces, seasoning and simmering each dish to absolute perfection. Written by AhmadMob

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I have no hard feelings toward adult-oriented escapist cinema, but there's a robotic quality to "No Reservations" that keeps the film from soaring. It's not overt sentimentality either, just this odd way the film conducts business bloodlessly, hitting latter plot points like an assembly-line worker.

Kate (Catherine Zeta-Jones) is a feisty, control-freak executive chef who's recently inherited her mousy niece Zoe (Abigail Breslin) after her sister dies in a car accident. While Kate is away taking care of Zoe, her restaurant hires Nick (Aaron Eckhart) as her new sous chef, and he wins over the crowds with his relaxed approach to cooking. Kate bristles at the competition, but the chemistry between them is combustible, leading Kate down an anxious path where she's forced to open up her heart and embrace other people for a change.

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