Tuesday, October 16, 2007

WRONG TURN 2 NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE WRONG TURN 2 FROM IMDB

Retired military commander Colonel Dale Murphy (Henry Rollins) hosts the simulated post-apocalyptic reality show where participants are challenged to survive a remote West Virginia wasteland. But the show turns into a nightmarish showdown when each realizes they are being hunted by an inbred family of cannibals determined to make them all dinner! Written by Shaquille

Dale Murphy (Henry Rollins) is hosting and producing his own reality T.V show called "The Ultimate Survivalist: The Apocalypse", with six contestants led by Nina Papas (Erica Leerhsen), who'll be thrown together for six days in a simulated post-apocalyptic wasteland, and the winner will walk away with $100,000. Located in a remote part of West Virginia, the contestants discover that what they are really fighting for is their survival - against a family of hideously deformed inbred cannibals who plan to ruthlessly butcher them all... Who will survive? Written by Mr. Skin



HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE WRONG TURN 2 FROM DVDTALK

The Film:
Why would anyone make a sequel to Wrong Turn? That was the question burning in my brain when I heard there would be a follow-up to the 2003 horror flick that was mildly entertaining, but not exactly a film destined to make the history books. My only two interests in watching Wrong Turn 2: Dead End was the fact that Henry Rollins was in it, and that it would be so bad I could have fun eviscerating the damn thing. But much to my surprise, WT2 wasn't half bad. In fact, it was really pretty good.

The first Wrong Turn found a group of six, unusually attractive people stranded in the woods of West Virginia, where they were stalked, killed and devoured by a clan of inbred mutants. The first film borrowed heavily from 1970s horror films like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills Have Eyes, with a touch of that one X-Files episode about the inbreeds who kept their mother in a dresser drawer. Not a great film, Wrong Turn was entertaining for what it was, and far superior to much of the crappy horror films that have plagued this decade (garbage like the new Texas Chainsaw movies and Turistas).

Rather than pick up where the first film left off, Wrong Turn 2 is its own separate beast. Still set in the backwoods of West Virginia, WT2 starts off with former American Idol contestant Kimberly Caldwell, starring as herself, tooling around the back roads in red Mustang convertible. Kimberly is a cast member of Ultimate Survivalist, a new reality television series being shot in West Virginia, and as she races to the location, she slams into one of the Family. Thoroughly freaked out by the accident, Kimberly goes to the aid of the mutant freak, only to fall victim to a fiendish trap that culminates in a wonderful gut-splattering sequence that serves to get WT2 off to a great start.

If the opening sequence of WT2 was all it had to offer, it would still be head and shoulders about crap like Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. But things begin to pick up steam as we are introduced to the cast and crew of Ultimate Survivalist, a ridiculous Survivor-type show, the premise of which deals with a six contestants trying to stay alive after a make-believe apocalypse. Henry Rollins, chewing up every scene, co-stars as Dale Murphy, a retired Marine badass, and host of the show. The contestants appear to be a mix of both reality show and hack-'em-and-stack-'em horror cliches, the two of which are surprisingly similar. There is Jake (Texas Battle), the ex-jock still looking for a shot at glory, Nina (Erica Leehrsen), the moody goth girl who hates life and everything about it, and Jonesy (Steve Braun), a second-rate extreme sports jackass. The rest of the crew is made up of a trio of expendable hotties, Amber (Daniella Alonso), the Iraq War veteran, Elena (Crystal Lowe), the trampy sexpot who will do anything to be a star, and Mara (Aleska Palladino), the girlfriend of Ultimate Survivalist director M (Matthew Holmes), and a last-minute substitute for Kimberly Caldwell, who of course is slow cooking on a grill. Once the cast of characters has been introduced, and the rules of the contest are delivered in spot-on, a hilarious send up of other reality shows, the fun really begins. It isn't giving too much away to reveal that the mutants stalk and kill our motley assortment of heroes, but the fun in watching films of this nature is seeing how people are disposed of. And since this is the "unrated" version we're talking about, WT2 manages to deliver the sort of chop-n-slop effects that defined 1980s horror films.


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SHOOT EM UP NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE SHOOT EM UP FROM IMDB

A man named Mr. Smith delivers a woman's baby during a shootout, and is then called upon to protect the newborn from the army of gunmen.

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE SHOOT EM UP FROM DVDTALK

Make no mistake about it, Shoot 'Em Up is one of those films that will have no middle ground whatsoever--audiences will either love it or hate. The lowbrow-loving fans of ridiculous, over-the-top action fare like the first Transporter, Running Scared, and Smokin' Aces are the core audience for this flick; but even they might be taken aback by the balls-out orgy of violence that Shoot 'Em Up splatters across the screen for 80 minutes. And of course there will be the naysayers who see the seemingly endless carnage that writer-director Michael Davis revels in, and condemn the movie for the gleeful way it gives rein to death and destruction, never once recognizing the near-brilliance of Shoot 'Em Up. The key to really understanding Davis' film--either as a reason to love it, hate it, or merely get a grasp for what is really going on--is to understand it for what it is. And what Shoot 'Em Up is, once you get right down to it, is a Looney Tunes cartoon done over as a blood-splattered, bullet-riddled action film.

Clive Owen stars as Smith, an enigmatic homeless man with a taste for carrots, who happens to be in the wrong place at the right time when a pregnant woman fleeing for her life runs past him. Unable to sit idly by as a small army of armed killers pursue the shrieking lass, Smith decides to get involved, leading to a brutal shoot-out that never quite pauses, even as Smith helps deliver the baby. Enter Paul Giamatti as Hertz, the cold-blooded leader of the killers pursuing the woman and her freshly-delivered baby and, more importantly, Elmer Fudd to Owen's Bugs Bunny. Hertz even calls Smith a "wascally wabbit," and understanding that Giamatti is Elmer Fudd and Owen is Bugs Bunny is crucial to truly appreciating Shoot 'Em Up.

When the nameless mother catches a stray bullet in the head, Smith is left to his own devices as he takes off running from Hertz. Enlisting the aid of DQ (Monica Bellucci), a hooker with a heart of gold, Smith cuts a bloody swath through a never-ending roster of expendable henchmen as he tries to figure out who wants the baby dead, and why. With every bit of eye-rollingly silly exposition that takes the audience once step closer to figuring out the absurd plot, there thankfully comes another bit of violent action that goes further over the top, surpassing anything served up by other films of this nature. Between the shooting and the killing and the killing and the shooting, the plot reveals a sinister scheme involving a baby factory and a conspiracy theory that is just plain laughable. But that's okay, because you are supposed to laugh--as well as cheer--as Shoot 'Em Up delivers one check-your-brain-at-the-door action sequence after another. Just when you think the you've seen it all as Smith throws a hump into DQ while laying waste to a team of gunmen, you realize that was just foreplay for when Smith gets in a gun battle with another small army, while parachuting from a plane.


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