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A word. What is the pervert? Sex freak, deranged degenerate, disturbed diabolical psychotic subversive embracer of things both erotic and erratic. What is to pervert? The twist of an object, phrase or ideal in such a way it was never intended or even imagined. Who is the pervert? Why, that's another story altogether... A young man (Sean Andrews as "James") comes to spend the summer at the remote desert ranch of his father (Darrell Sandeen as "Hezekiah") in hopes of repairing their estranged relationship only to find that he's become a psychotic madman. But who is responsible for the bizarre murders James has uncovered? Hezekiah pins the blame on his son, and after a series of unexplainable incidents, James begins to doubt his own suspicions. Little does he know that the real killer lurks just under his nose! Written by Anonymous

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The Product:
It's the same old story – you can't make crap on purpose. Come to think about it, said statement does need a wee bit of modifying. Yes, you can go out and intentionally create an incredibly awful motion picture experience. You can mess with the narrative, screw up the editing, hire members of your inebriated and inbred family as actors, and generally disregard the very basics of the cinematic language. The results will be atrocious, the kind of disconnected garbage that has no real link to the real world of film. No, what we are really talking about here is the deliberate attempt to make a premeditated cult, camp, kitsch or exploitation epic. You may be able to recapture some of the spirit, but to fully realize the specific genre designs of this manner of surreal schlock is near impossible. Take Pervert! for example. This well meaning sex farce wants desperately to be Far Beyond the Valley of the Psycho-Ultravixens. Even with all the pitfalls facing it, this goofy gratuity almost succeeds.

The Plot:
Returning to his father's desert farm after a semester in college, poor James has a problem. He was so desperate for a date – and a little post-dinner diddling – while doing the University thang that he visited a witch doctor and had a spell placed upon his person. The upside? He's now irresistible to women. The downside? Well, there was a curse involved, and it frequently has a...mind of its own. Anyway, back at Daddy's pad, James discovers that his Pops has blown a gasket. He's shacked up with a stripper from Vegas, and likes to make lifelike human sculptures out of meat. Of course, once exotic eye candy Cheryl sees sonny boy, she makes a beeline for his batch. It's not long before they're sharking up a storm behind the unwitting old man's clueless carcass. One day, Cheryl goes missing. Pops grabs himself another paid paramour – and then she too disappears. James thinks Pops is doing in his pay for play honeys. He even goes so far as to hire a nurse to keep an eye on the old coot. But soon, she's also being plagued by the unbridled terror of James' Haitian hocus pocus. It turns out that the real Pervert! is yet another "member" of the family.

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Kevin Sorbo stars in this action-packed sequel to the hit film, Walking Tall: The Payback. After cleaning up his hometown, Nick (Kevin Sorbo) retires as county sheriff and heads to Dallas where he hopes to start a new life with an FBI Agent and her twelve-year old daughter. Just being "the boyfriend" is tough enough for Nick. When a ruthless drug lord targets several key witnesses to a Federal case, Nick finds himself in the middle of a war with nobody to trust. This time Nick is on their turf and he is pitted against a ferocious army of gang bangers. Nick's brand of country justice just doesn't seem to cut it on the rough city streets but he will stop at nothing to protect his own.



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Everybody knows that your life is a story. But what if a story was your life? Harold Crick is your average IRS agent: monotonous, boring, and repetitive. But one day this all changes when Harold begins to hear an author inside his head narrating his life. The narrator it is extraordinarily accurate, and Harold recognizes the voice as an esteemed author he saw on TV. But when the narration reveals that he is going to die, Harold must find the author of the story, and ultimately his life, to convince her to change the ending of the story before it is too late. Written by the lexster









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THE MOVIE:

"The type of life being lived, and the quality of the pancakes...."

Stranger Than Fiction was one of my favorite surprises of last year. Sony marketed it as another dumb Will Ferrell vehicle, but the actual movie was a smart metafictional comedy that played with cinematic and literary conventions in quite special ways. In a day and age where every movie is spoiled in the trailer, it's a rare and wonderful thing when the surprises stay hidden and waiting to happen. For once, the marketing may have gotten it wrong, but in all the right ways for guys like me who saw the picture anyway.

Ferrell plays Harold Crick, an IRS-agent whose lonely life is only soothed by his regular cataloguing of the mundane details of his existence. One day, his world is upset by the introduction of a voice in his head. The voice is narrating everything he does, critiquing and turning his every boring action into metaphor and giving an almost anthropomorphic life to Harold's watch. Harold becomes discombobulated by this development, but he tries to soldier on. No one can stop the IRS. Death and taxes are the only inevitable things in life, after all.

As it turns out, Death and Taxes is the name of the book in which Harold is now the unwitting protagonist. It's being written by reclusive author Karen Eiffel (Emma Thompson), and though the IRS part covers the taxes, the death side of things is going to come out of the novel. When Eiffel's authorial voice informs Harold that his demise is imminent, he enlists literature professor Jules Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to try to get to the bottom of what is happening to him. Together they try to figure out what kind of story Harold's life is turning into, be it a comedy or a tragedy, and if the plot is something he can take control of or is out of his hands. When it appears that it's the latter, Hilbert suggests that Harold take advantage of the time he has left, and the once meek man sets out to live life to the fullest, attempting all the wild things he was too scared to try previously.

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Preston, Idaho's most curious resident, Napoleon Dynamite (Heder), lives with his grandma and his 32-year-old brother (who cruises chat rooms for ladies) and works to help his best friend, Pedro (Efren Ramirez), snatch the Student Body President title from mean teen Summer Wheatley (Haylie Duff). Written by IMDb Editors

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The Movie: "Napoleon Dynamite", without a doubt, presents the geekiest character ever seen on-screen. However, this isn't one of those Hollywood pictures where the geek suddenly transforms at the end and gets asked out by the head cheerleader. This really, really isn't one of those movies. The film stars John Heder as Napoleon, a tall, awkward kid, with a shock of orangish hair, thick glasses and no real idea about how to approach modern society. The majority of the film is pretty uneventful - Napoleon lives on an Idaho farm with his Uncle Rico (Jon Gries), an odd ex-jock who has Al Bundy-like dreams of sports greatness. Also on the farm is his weird older brother, Kip (Aaron Ruell), who spends the majority of his day talking to women in internet chat rooms. Napoleon's only friend is Pedro (Efren Ramirez), who has just arrived in school. Otherwise, Napoleon spends most of his day getting beaten up by those who are bigger than he is, which means...well, just about everyone. Napoleon doesn't have a girlfriend, either, but he does have an interest in Deb (Tina Majorino), who tries to sell things door-to-door to make enough money to go to college. The unexpected occurs when Pedro also starts having an interest and takes Deb to a dance. Pedro also works into Napoleon's plans when he convinces him to run for class president against the popular Summer Wheatly (Hayley Duff).

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"But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you an your family will be cursed for always and eternity." Those were the exact words spoken to young Elya Yelnats the day he forgot to repay the gypsy Madame Zeroni. From then on his family was cursed with bad luck. One hundred years later Stanley Yelnats IV is accused of stealing a pair of cleats from a major league baseball player and sent to Camp Green Lake (a dry lake bead in the middle of the dessert). It never rains at Camp Green Lake, it hasn't for one hundred years. The secretive and mysterious Warrden has each inmate spend everyday digging one hole to "build character." But when an artifact from the famous "Kissing-Kate Barlow" is found in a hole, the Warrden forces the boys to work double time leading Stanley to deduce they're digging because the Warden is looking for something. But what? And how is the mystery of Camp Green Lake connected to Stanley's family curse? Written by O.G.

Stanley Yelnats IV (Shia LaBeouf) is falsely accused of stealing Clyde 'Sweet Feet' Livingston (Rick Fox)'s shoe donation to a local orphanage and will either go to jail or 'Camp Green Lake.' Stanley chooses Green Lake, where he is forced to dig large holes in the desert each day, by order of the mysterious Warden (Sigourney Weaver) and her assistants Mr. Sir (Jon Voight) and Mr. Pendanski (Tim Blake Nelson). But what the Warden is really trying to do is find a buried treasure that was cracked murderer Kissin' Kate Barlow (Patricia Arquette)'s fortune long ago. But when Stanley and his friend Zero (Khleo Thomas) escape, things get really bad. Written by Michael Makowsky {mikeace9@aol.com}

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The Movie:


Based on a popular book I'd never heard of, "Holes" arrived with trailers and advertisements that were noticably vague. Imagine my surprise when the film became one of the year's biggest hits, grossing nearly seventy million dollars. Imagine my further surprise after watching it; this has to be the oddest family fare to ever become such a smash hit, although not nearly the strangest film of the year ("Dreamcatcher" still holds that title).

Stanley Yelnats IV (Shia LaBeouf) is from a cursed family - his father (Henry Winkler) and every male in the family before him suffered from the same run of bad luck. Stanley's troubles occur early in the picture, when he's arrested for stealing a pair of shoes he didn't steal. He's sent off to a camp in the desert, where he befriends the inmates: Zero (Khleo Thomas), Squid (Jake M. Smith), Armpit (Byron Cotton), X-Ray (Brenden Jefferson) and Magnet (Miguel Castro). They all dig holes all day, supposedly to "build character", but obviously for a secret reason the camp's counselors (Jon Voight, Sigorney Weaver and Tim Blake Nelson) are withholding from them.

Once Stanley enters the camp, he finds more about Kissin' Kate Barlow (Patricia Arquette, who looks even better in Western wear), an old-time robber who fell in love with a local admirer (Dule Hill). Unfortunately, their romance was never to be. Her fortune, however, may have been very real. It's to "Holes" credit, however, that it keeps the audience guessing throughout much of its nearly two-hour length. While that may be a little too long for this tale, but director Andrew Davis does keep things moving fairly well. An interesting soundtrack that's a mixture of modern (Beck, Moby) and bluegrass also adds to the mood.

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Southpark is a quiet and peaceful place until the latest Terrance and Philip movie comes out. Once all the kids see it, all hell breaks loose, as the parents try to find a way to stop their kids from saying all the naughty words coming out of their mouths. The parents blame Terrance and Philip, place them under Citizen's Arrest, and declare war on their home country, Canada. It is up to the kids to save the world from Satan and keep Terrance and Philip from being executed Written by Anonymous

In the sleepy town of South Park, four children cause an total disturbance when they see an 'R' rated Canadian film, the 'Terrance and Phillip Movie'. Watching this, the bad language 'warps their fragile little minds'. Soon all the children watch it and the bad language gets out of hand. When their mothers finally form a union to kill Terrance and Phillip, it is up to Carl, Cartman, Stan and Kenny to prevent the killing of Terrance and Phillip to prevent Satan and Sadam Hussein ruling the world. Written by Ratter

South Park is a peaceful and quiet town until the Terrence and Phillip movie "Asses Of Fire" hits the theaters. Once that happens, all friggin' hell breaks loose. After all the kids see the movie, they begin using all the foul and naughty language used in the movie. When the parents (Bergman, Parker, Stone) discover this, they demand war against Canada. The parents plan to execute Terrence and Phillip. After Kenny (Stone) gets sent to hell (all thanx to Cartman), he overhears Satan (Parker) and Saddam Hussien (Stone) plan to rise to Earth to rule for 2,000,000 years of torture once Terrence and Phillip's blood touches US soil. Will Cartman's filthy fucking mouth and V-Chip save the day? Written by Corey Semple {adamsandler2004@hotmail.com}

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Where to begin? Whatever you're expecting from this film before viewing it, throw your notions of what to expect out. Completely. Nothing(and I mean nothing) can prepare you for the sort of stream of agressive profanity that is packed into the 80 minute length of "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut". IN 1995, Kevin Smith fought the MPAA to get "Clerks", the story of a day in the life of two very vulgar convience store clerks, to be released as an "R" instead of NC-17. "Clerks" was very profane, but at the same time, there was a very witty undercurrent to the proceedings. Sitting through "South Park", I can honestly say that the language here makes "Clerks" look positively tame by comparison. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone gleefully push the limits here, packing in what seems like hundreds(possibly thousands, I simply lost count) of the most absolutely raunchy language ever heard on film. The film tries it's hardest to pack in a whole lot in its short length: the famed SP four(Kenny, Cartman, Kyle and Stan) are off to see the new movie by Canadian stars Terrence and Phillip, "Asses Of Fire"(which contains one of the most profane song numbers ever in film). The adults in the audience walk out, but the kids love it(Cartman states, "it warped my fragile little mind"). Soon enough, the kids are spewing four-letter words throughout their school and shocking not only their teachers but their parents. The parents are angered and seek the source of their kids decent into vulgarity: Terrence and Phillip are from Canada so it's decided that the US will not only go to war against Canada, but execute Terrence and Phillip.Meanwhile, poor Kenny has been killed once again, and finds himself in hell. While there, he not only finds Satan and Saddam Hussein having a relationship, but a secret that could cause the end of not only South Park, but the World.

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