Saturday, July 28, 2007

TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE NOW AVAILABLE

TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE NOW AVAILABLE

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The North American anti-terrorist force Team America attacks a group of terrorist in Paris. Later, the leader of the organization, Spottswoode, invites the famous Broadway actor Gary Johnston to join his world police and work undercover in Cairo in a terrorist organization and disclose their plan of destroying the world. The Team America destroy the cell of terrorists, but then the Panama Canal is attacked by the criminals as a payback. Gary feels responsible for the death of many innocents and leaves the counter-terrorism organization. When the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong II, joins a group of pacifist actors and actresses with the intention of using weapons of massive destruction, the Team America tries to avoid the destruction of the world. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Team America follows an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. Learning that power hungry dictator Kim Jong Il (Parker) is out to destroy the world, the team recuits Broadway star Gary Johnston (Parker) to go undercover. With the help of Team America (Stone, Miller, Masasa, Parker, and Norris), Gary manages to slip into an arms dealer's hideout to uncover the plan to destroy the world. Will Team America be able to save the world? Written by Corey Semple {AdamSandler's8SexyNights}


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The Movie:

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have never been afraid to take jabs at world leaders and celebrities regardless of whether or not it might be (to some people, at least) in poor taste to do so. South Park – Bigger, Longer And Uncut is a perfect example of how the two almost seem to relish in skewering those in the public light, whether it be by making fun of popular figure skaters or portraying Saddam Hussein as a homosexual having a torrid and carnal relationship with the devil himself. Parker and Stone's 2004 film, Team America – World Police takes their twisted talent for satire to a whole new level using not live actors or cartoons but by using puppets.

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NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM NOW AVAILABLE

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In New York, the unemployed divorced Larry Daley is a complete loser. His son Nick is very disappointed with his father that is gong to be evicted, and Larry accepts the job of night watchman in the Museum of Natural History as the substituted for three old security guards that have just retired to raise some money and pay his bills. In his first nightshift, Larry realizes that everything at the museum comes to life at night. The Museum transforms in a complete chaos with the inexperienced Larry, and he learns that since an old Egyptian stone came to the Museum in 1950, the was statues comes to life until dawn. When Larry brings his son to spend a night with him, the three old guards break in the Museum to stole the magic stone. Larry organizes the historic characters to help him to arrest the criminals and save the museum. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

When Larry Daley, a divorced father who can't seem to keep a job for more than a week, applies for a job at the Museum of Natural History, he is assigned as a night guard. However, a seemingly easy job turns out to be a wild ride when he finds that an ancient curse has caused the "inhabitants" of the museum to come to life. Written by MovieMaster92

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Keeping the whole family entertained, including the kids and both Mom and Dad, is quite a chore. Family adventure movies usually send kids' minds into a state of dazed inertia, while the grown-ups get a little nudge-nudge, wink-wink substance with a few one-liners. Night at the Museum, Shaun Levy's new family comedy, gets the kids part right, but leaves the older audience high and dry. Sure, all the razzle-dazzle and computer effects are top shelf and extremely cool to look at. However, this is all a sweet icing layer that'll satisfy younger taste buds without giving that substance, whether it be sentiment or nudge-nudge comedy, to the older crowd.

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THE BENCH WARMERS NOW AVAILABLE

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Three guys, all their lives, have been living in the shadow of bullies and are determined not to take it anymore. Now they must train with the help of Mel to take on the most offensive and meanest Little League teams. Written by Kaputnik Satelitle {RavenWerkheiserHexorcist}

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The Movie

The Benchwarmers is a slapstick comedy about three men who standup for the unspoken youth of America and challenge a bunch of bully little leaguers in a game of America's favorite pastime, baseball. Directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Adam Sandler, The Benchwarmers stars well-known feature film actors David Spade, Rob Schneider, and Jon Heder, and has a supporting cast of Jon Lovitz, Reggie Jackson, Tim Meadows, Nick Swardson, andCraig Kilborn. When The Benchwarmers was in theaters, it was not loved by film reviewers. The reviews were bad across the board. However, the movie still ran for seven weeks and grossed 57.6 million dollars before being pulled. I saw The Benchwarmers when it first was released in theaters and I found the movie to be a lot of fun. The story was over-the-top and unbelievable, but in a good sort of way.


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THE MATRIX NOW AVAILABLE

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Thomas Anderson knows there is something wrong with the world he sees, hears, smells, breathes and lives in every day. While leading a double life as a programmer at a software company and as a hacker known by the alias 'Neo' he learns of the term 'matrix' and is obsessed to find its meaning. He also wants to meet Morpheus who is branded as a terrorist by the authorities but might just be someone altogether different. When they finally meet Morpheus offers him a choice: Anderson could either return to his world and remain flummoxed by the nature of matrix, or come with Morpheus who will help him understand 'the truth'. Anderson chooses to go with Morpheus and learn the astonishing truth: the world he used to live in until recently is artificially generated by all-powerful machines who use human body as a source of their energy, and even in the 'real' world, the machines are closing in to find and destroy the remaining free humans. It's at this stage that Anderson will adopt the name Neo, discover his hidden powers and become "The One" who will liberate the humans from slavery, all the while defending himself and his companions from the "Agents" - personifications of elaborate computer programmes designed to find and destroy humans who go against the machine rule. Written by Soumitra

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A few years back the Wachowski Brothers made their debut with "Bound". I must admit, I stumbled into the theater not knowing what to expect from the film and walked out simply floored; "Bound" was, and still is, one of those films that you only see every so often. It rises above the level of simply a film; it's a film that is experienced; a film that thrills every sense to the point of visual and sonic overload. "Bound" was a small film about two women who plan to steal two million dollars from the local mafia. It took place, for the most part, in one apartment. There wasn't one moment, though, where I wasn't exhilarated; there were moments of absolute tension, dark humor and visual thrills that left me amazed, exhausted and in awe at the detail of every frame. The sheer quality of the screenplay as well as the phenomenal performances were absolutely stunning coming from a directorial debut.

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HOT FUZZ NOW AVAILABLE

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Nicholas Angel is the finest cop London has to offer, with an arrest record 400% higher than any other officer on the force. He's so good, he makes everyone else look bad. As a result, Angel's superiors send him to a place where his talents won't be quite so embarrassing - the sleepy and seemingly crime-free village of Sandford. Once there, he is partnered with the well-meaning but overeager police officer Danny Butterman. The son of amiable Police Chief Frank Butterman, Danny is a huge action movie fan and believes his new big-city partner might just be a real-life "bad boy," and his chance to experience the life of gunfights and car chases he so longs for. Angel is quick to dismiss this as childish fantasy and Danny's puppy-like enthusiasm only adds to Angel's growing frustration. However, as a series of grisly accidents rocks the village, Angel is convinced that Sandford is not what it seems and as the intrigue deepens, Danny's dreams of explosive, high-octane, car-chasing, gunfighting, all-out action seem more and more like a reality. It's time for these small-town cops to break out some big-city justice. Written by Rogue Pictures

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As much as it teeters on the thin line of absurdity, "Hot Fuzz" is no parody. It's a valentine to blockbuster Hollywood action film posturing and unrelenting violence, strained through the generous wit and perfect execution of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg.

Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is London's finest police officer and a great pain to his fellow, and far lazier, cops. Transferred to the small, peaceful village of Sandford, Angel discovers his co-workers are a group of complete boobs, led by an Inspector (Jim Broadbent) who seems more concerned with ice cream than crime. Partnered with goofball Frank Butterman (Nick Frost), Angel is aghast to find the village an absolute bore. His interests are soon piqued when a series of accidents turn out to not be accidents at all, but a string of murders nobody but Angel is prepared to deal with adequately.


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SAW III NOW AVAILABLE

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A 30 year old doctor by the name of Lynn Denlon is kidnapped and locked in a room with no other than Amanda and Jigsaw. The cancer-ridden Jigsaw -- who is on the brink of death -- tells Lynn that she must keep Jigsaw alive for as long as it takes Jeff to complete one of his own games. Lynn must race against the clock of Jigsaw's own ticking heart. Written by True Enemy

After eluding the cops, psychopathic killer Jigsaw turns an abandoned warehouse on the edge of town into a gruesome torture chamber in this third installment of the horror series. Jigsaw's new protégée Amanda kidnaps a doctor who's forced to keep the evil master alive. Barely clinging to life, Jigsaw begins to carry out his gruesome plans for the lady doc and another helpless victim. Written by R Productie

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The Product:
It's one of the most unlikely horror franchises in the history of the genre. In an era which saw the Scream film deconstruct scary, and the homemade epic annihilate the reputation of vampires, serial killers and zombies, Australian auteurs Leigh Whannell and James Wan have parlayed their experiment in suspense into a yearly excursion into death and dismemberment. While the Resident Evils stumbled and the Texas Chainsaw efforts wore out their remake welcome, the boys from Downunder, with a little help from Lionsgate and a collection of like minded craftsman, have managed to create a brand new terror titan � the cancer-riddled madman known as Jigsaw. After Saw II took off at the box office, earning $87 million, another installment was instantly greenlit. Naturally, fans wondered if the new film would compare favorably to the others, or just be a mindless cash grab for greedy distributors. The answer came when Saw III hit theaters last October. Bigger, bloodier � and most importantly � better than the sequel, something about this third go round really was the proverbial charm inside all the carnage. And like clockwork, an "Unrated" DVD has arrived to tweak your fear factors all over again.

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SUPER TROOPERS NOW AVAILABLE

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Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are Vermont state troopers out to have a good time. Stationed in a remote area near the Canadian border, the troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. But when budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., the five friends try to straighten up and fly right. That is, until a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The super troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department. Written by Anonymous

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Over the past few months, I've been inundated with hundreds of millions of dollars worth of excruciatingly bad Austin Powers promos and ads with Dana Carvey chanting "turtle, turtle, turtle". It's truly beyond my comprehension that someone could see a thirty second sport of Mike Myers ceaselessly muttering "mole" and decide that equates to eight dollars worth of entertainment. The lack of any real comedic competition probably makes me appreciate movies like Super Troopers more than I may have otherwise. The brainchild of New York-based comedy troupe Broken Lizard, Super Troopers snuck in under the radar this past February. Though Puddle Cruiser, the troupe's 1996 feature film debut, had yet to be picked up for release, the members of Broken Lizard marched forward, undaunted. Super Troopers was produced for the modest sum of $1.2 million and without the benefit of studio backing. Fox Searchlight gobbled up the rights at Sundance for almost triple the cost of production, and their promotional push was enough to net a respectable $18.5 million at the box office. A TV series is reportedly waiting in the wings, and then there is, of course, the inevitable DVD release.

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