Monday, March 31, 2008

DRILLBIT TAYLOR NOW AVAILABLE

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Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry when considering that the best moments within this Owen Wilson comedy are the times when Owen Wilson is nowhere near it. A throwaway experience, "Drillbit Taylor" is undeniably funny, with an aim toward more obscure wells of comedy, but rarely does the star of the show make himself worth the hefty price of admission.

Ryan (Troy Gentile), Wade (Nate Hartley), and Emmit (David Dorfman) are three high school freshmen hoping to skip the cycles of bullying that ruined their junior high years. Upon arrival on the first day, the boys are singled out by Filkins (Alex Frost) and Ronnie (Josh Peck), and immediately become objects of torment. To lessen their load, the boys chip in to hire Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a homeless man who worms his way into the revenge fantasies of the kids. Now a team of sorts, Drillbit tries to teach the boys lessons of self-defense while deciding if he should remain their friend and pubescent confident or steal everything from their family homes.

It's not that Owen Wilson is a rusted anchor on the momentum of "Drillbit Taylor," but his energy seems to be lacking a certain spark for this enterprise. Co-written by Seth Rogan and co-produced by Judd Apatow, the picture is lost somewhere between being a sharp, insider comedy that's typical terrain for the two aforementioned golden guys and a pedestrian mass-audience babysitter for parents looking to pawn off their pre-teens for a Saturday afternoon. Wilson's uninspired performance is indicative of the tiresome story, which moves beyond laughs at the midway point to address Drillbit's moral crisis between conning the boys and rising up as their true crooked-nose sensei.

Ah, who needs that crud? Just bring the laughs.

Thankfully, "Drillbit" overcomes the sleepy scripting in a hurry, and a majority of the film is a pleasant diversion, sprinkled with some saucy one-liners, hilarious movie homages ("My Bodyguard," "Cape Fear"), and generous fight-club slapstick. The real punch of the film lies in the performances of Gentile, Hartley, and Dorfman, who live up to Apatow's pleasing mandate to depict teenagers as the frail, unnerved creatures they are. The kids are the stars of the show in "Drillbit," showing more comedic range than Wilson, confidently taking over the film during their moments of schoolyard alarm and, for Hartley, humorous depictions of beanpole heroism ("I have reach!").

"Drillbit Taylor" is uneven, and with a little more judicious editing, it could've become a much bolder, considerably more interesting revenge comedy. What's here is a passable good time, with peaks of unexpectedly geeky, inventive jokes. However, the valleys are flooded with abysmal, derivative screenwriting, and it's quite an effort to forgive the filmmakers for even attempting to install a heart in what should rightfully be a ruthless comedy. Bring an extra dose of patience with you, and "Drillbit Taylor" can be quite enjoyable.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

VANTAGE POINT NOW AVAILABLE

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With a Rashomon narrative style, the attempted assassination of the president is told from five different perspectives.

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Neal Moritz is a film producer specializing in high-octane cinema that bends logic, punishes the eyes, and deafens those who sit close to the screen. The calloused hand behind "The Fast and the Furious" franchise, "Stealth," "Torque," and "XXX" now endeavors to take his ADD to the political playing field, shepherding "Vantage Point;" a perfectly goofy thriller that take great pains to pace itself like a bat out of hell. On the day of a crucial terrorism summit in Spain, the President of the United States (William Hurt) is being shuttled to a plaza, guarded by Secret Service agents Taylor (Matthew Fox) and jittery Barnes (Dennis Quaid). Arriving amidst a horde of protestors captured on a cable news network overseen by director Rex (Sigourney Weaver), the President is lead to a stage for an important speech opportunity. In the crowd are Howard (Forest Whitaker), an American tourist with an HD camcorder, Spanish cop Eduardo Noriega, and suspicious attendee Suarez (Said Taghmaoui). When a terrorist attack occurs, it's up to Barnes to piece together the different media and witness viewpoints to catch the bad guys and rescue the President. If you've come to "Vantage Point" looking for a sensitive opinion on the devastation of global terrorism and potential media culpability, than perhaps another, more thoughtful film might better serve those needs. "Vantage" is a straightforward rocket ride; a thriller that contains about as much sociopolitical depth as a crate of Red Bull and a dog-eared copy of Newsweek. At its best, "Vantage" is non-stop entertainment, delivering plenty of bang for the buck. This kind of relentless pacing is always admirable, and director Pete Travis is aware that stopping for a lungful of air would then lead to such irritants as logic and comprehension, and those are two elements "Vantage" recoils from with great horror. This tale is told from several viewpoints, traditionally (and perhaps incorrectly) described as "Rashomon" style, but let's not sully the golden name of Kurosawa when discussing this picture. The gimmick here is that "Vantage" rolls through the same 10-15 minutes of plot before "rewinding" and starting all over again with a different character, slowly lacing the perspectives until the final reel, where the film goes haywire with bullet sprays and chase sequences. It's not as tiring as it sounds; Travis does a commendable job keeping identical pieces of story fresh and usable, though the clunky script by Barry Levy tarnishes the excitement by forcing in unreal amounts of backstory for each role. Do we really care that Howard is having domestic troubles while he waits around for the President to show? It's not a piece of information that affects the finale of the movie, and the script is filled with similar silly stretches of characters explaining their every motive in the precious few minutes of film they have to work with.

I wouldn't describe "Vantage" as a horrible feature, but things sour considerably once film starts to answer its own questions. Travis can't help himself, and begins to treat the audience like complete idiots by instructing the antagonists to smirk Dr. Evil style to the camera and thickly underline the double-crosses as they play out. It's not long before the whole enterprise belly flops into absurdity (if it wasn't there already), topped off with vile, nauseating Bayesque car-chase camerawork and a distillation of good vs. evil that would not feel out of place in a "Popeye" cartoon. It's truly eye-rolling.

Certainly "Vantage Point" is juicy mainstream entertainment not concerned with political nuance, just armrest-gripping thrills. It's a marginally successful attempt to flare up the senses through shocking repetition, but this is Moritz after all, so if you must go, leave your brain at home and sneak in a cocktail to help wash down the nonsense.




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Saturday, March 29, 2008

RUN FATBOY RUN DVD QUALITY NOW AVAILABLE

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Dennis is a clueless and slightly overweight guy, who left his pregnant fiancée five years earlier. Every day, Dennis tries to persuade the woman he loves to accept him back into his life, but everyday he fails. When he discovers that Libby has found a partner in the form of American Whit, frustration grows, and Dennis vows, that for once in his life, he will finish something. This something ends up being a Nike River-run in London. With his friends Gordon and Mr. Ghoshdashtidar by his side, Dennis begins training for the marathon he must finish. Written by FilmFanUK

A chunky, clueless guy leaves his pregnant fiancée on their wedding day only to discover -- 5 years later -- that she is his one true love. But in order to win back her heart, he looks to finish his first marathon while making her realize her new man is the wrong guy for her.

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It was expected that after nearly a decade on the blockbuster sitcom "Friends," star David Schwimmer would have at least some sense of comedic rhythm. However, I never expected the guy to direct a British slapstick comedy. Turns out, he does a pretty swell job.

Five years ago Dennis (Simon Pegg) made a horrible decision: he left his pregnant fiancée Libby (Thandie Newton) at the altar. Now a sad sack mall security officer with a smoking habit and 30 extra pounds, Dennis finds his life lacking, but refuses to do anything about it. Into Libby's life comes Whit (Hank Azaria), a handsome financial wizard who is better than Dennis at everything, including long-distance running. Dennis, feeling jealous, agrees to partake in an upcoming marathon to prove his worth to Libby, relying on his gambling friend Gordon (Dylan Moran, "Shaun of the Dead") for support. Trouble is, Dennis knows nothing about running, leaving his training a brutal learning process and a test of commitment.

Co-written by Simon Pegg and Michael Ian Black, it's unsettling at first to observe how wacky a picture "Fatboy" is. Schwimmer has a heavy burden to bear with this screenplay, which overflows with combative situations of outright farce, but he proves himself capable of arranging big screen comedy. It's not an outstanding effort, but a tricky script like "Fatboy" needs someone willing to flow along with the lunacy, and Schwimmer doesn't fight this circus of fears and humiliation in the least.

"Fatboy" is really top notch when it concentrates on silly situations and the myriad of befuddled reactions Pegg and Moran provide. They are an amazing pair of actors, and their interplay gets the material up and moving, hurdling the often needless pit stops of gross-out humor (a splendid blister joke is ruined by a pus-drenched punchline) and the eventual plunge into one-dimensional screenwriting. Schwimmer is wise to keep his camera trained on Pegg at all times, as the actor can make any sequence worthwhile with his unexpected, jittery retorts and reactions. It's an iffy character to play, since, even with full acknowledgement of legitimate fears, Dennis is a bastard. Pegg's interpretation here is miraculous in getting the audience to comprehend his damaging decisions, and Schwimmer's direction reinforces the funny.

There's a wealth of smiles watching Dennis gear up for his marathon debut and the general tightening of his life while dueling with Whit and his surface perfection. Again, Pegg really gives 100% to the character, and the results are a gas. Problems arrive when Pegg and Black want the audience to feel something for Dennis's struggles, going about it the wrong way by backing up the melodrama truck and dumping noxious heartache all over the final act. Pegg's performance is strong enough to convey Dennis's regret, it doesn't need to be underlined, and I detested how the script turns Whit from a believable rival to moustache-twirling villain; the film loses itself to annoying pandering qualities in a desperate last-chance grab to appeal to all audiences instead of intelligent ones. "Run Fatboy Run" is too rich with potential to be fussing around so carelessly with cliché.



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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

MEET THE BROWNS NOW AVAILABLE

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A single mom takes her family to Georgia for the funeral of her father -- a man she never met. There, her clan is introduced to the crass, fun-loving Brown family.

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Last fall it looked as though Tyler Perry finally made some progress as a filmmaker, retaining his screeching smirk of melodrama, but finding human elements to work with in "Why Did I Get Married?" I just knew it wouldn't last forever, and "Meet the Browns" drags Perry back to the quicksand of laborious storytelling and grandstanding nonsense that's made him a millionaire, keeping close to his pandering roots out of fear of truly spreading his artistic wings.

A single mother of three living in Chicago housing projects, Brenda (Angela Basset) has found herself without a job and her life quickly falling apart. One day a letter arrives informing Brenda that her father has passed, along with bus tickets to Georgia to attend the funeral. Hesitant, she and the kids make the trip, only to find the loutish, backwoods Brown family (including Jennifer Lewis and David Mann) waiting for her. Overwhelmed by the country life and the prying eyes of her extended family, Brenda finds comfort in Harry (Rick Fox), a former pro basketball player looking to help her eldest find a future in hoops, while also laying down some serious woo.

"Married" didn't thrill me, but it demonstrated Perry's willingness to lay off the deafening horn of histrionics and play the story more smoothly, taking a much needed breather from his usual frenzied extremes. "Meet The Browns" refuses to build on this important foundation, with Perry sprinting back to his comfort zone of theatrical adaptation and rafter-quaking performances. It's disheartening to witness.

If you've partaken in the other Perry creations, you've pretty much already seen "Meet the Browns." Perry's not rocking the boat with this feature film, working through a familiar pastiche of broad comedy, squealing performances, and blunt messages on the importance of...well, I'm not exactly sure in this movie. The film appears centered on the theme of trust, but the screenplay overcooks the idea by having Brenda practically convulse anytime she finds herself being offered assistance. There are tangents about the pitfalls of drug dealing, absentee fatherhood, and gambling as well, but Perry isn't able to connect the dots as easily this time around, finding his screenplay too tangled to make sense out of it. Subplots are either left to wither away or they're just bluntly gutted out of the movie, with several sloppy gaps in the story.

Actual narrative doesn't really matter to Perry, since these movies are simply vehicles for actors to scream at the camera. Jennifer Lewis wins the gold star for this production, turning up the treble on her chainsaw voice to cover for a role that quite literally makes no sense. Bassett isn't nearly as piercing, but her insistence that every emotion be conveyed with 100 different facial contortions is exhausting to behold, through she has nice chemistry with Fox, who plays the Perry-mandatory dream hunk role with minimal fuss.

From what I've read, the film version of "Meet the Browns" has been altered considerably from its stage incarnation, and perhaps that's why this movie feels so relentlessly distracted and overweight. The structure is off here; Perry can't settle on an ending, so he includes two of the fairy tale kind, and he volleys between embarrassing punctuations of melodrama and southern-fried slapstick far too wildly, making already ridiculous situations unbearable and downright despicable at times.

As proven through reasonable (not remarkable) box office returns and the venomous mail I receive with each new Perry pan, there's a crowd, an army perhaps, that will soak up anything they're served. Perry might be out to create a community spirit in theaters across the country, but, again, that doesn't excuse his thick-fingered mangling of dramatic expression and his questionable taste in racial caricatures. "Meet the Browns" is a stinker, but at this point, it's like yelling at a brick wall.


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Saturday, March 22, 2008

FINAL DESTINATION 2 NOW AVAILABLE

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Clear Rivers has been living life in a mental hospital after the bizarre events that lead to the deaths of her friends. One day, she is approached by a girl named Kimberly who believes she had a premonition similar to her friend Alex who died . Clear has to either risk her life helping others, or stay inside the hospital the rest of her life waiting for her death to come. What will she do? Written by wolfboy217

Whilst heading onto the main road, Kimberly Corman (Cook) has a vision of a huge car accident. Halting up the traffic, Kimberly is horrified when the accident actually happens. Kimberly links the occurrence with a similar event a year earlier. Researching up on Clear Rivers (Larter)m Kimberly discovers that death's pattern has been disturbed, meaning everyone who was originally supposed to die, will now encounter a freak accident. Including her! Kimberly and the rest of the survivors, must work with Clear to try and stop Death from repeating it's process. Written by Film_Fan

Kimberly Corman, 19, was just taking a trip with her friends.. But when she escapes a horrific car accident, she finds herself in Death's path of destruction. Now, Kimberly, along with the other survivors, must find a way to save themselves... Written by Christopher Kelley {kitagawa_kenta@hotmail.com}

Kimberly Corman and her friends decide to head out on a trip. On the way, they get caught up in a horrible accident, in which Kimberly survives, but her friends die brutally. Kimberly also saves a few other people. Soon after the accident, the survivors of the accident start dropping like flies. Now, it's up to Kimberly, along with the help of Flight 180 junkie Thomas Burke, Clear Rivers, and the Mortician William Bloodworth, Kimberly must find a way to stop death before it's to late... Before it's her turn. Written by Chris Kelley {kitagawa_kenta@hotmail.com}

After a dream of a horrific car crash, Kimberly helps save several people and causes another rift in Death's design, but this time its different, since Alex walked off the plane Death's design did not only affect the survivors of Flight 180, but every single person they've come in contact with, now how will they stop it? Written by Scott

"It has been one year today since the tragic explosion of flight 180." After having a premonition of a horrific multi-car pileup on the highway, Kimberly panics and blocks off the offramp she is on holding up several cars. Kimberly tries to tell Officer Burke, who was one of the people behind her what was about to happen. As he looks at her in disbelief cars begin to crash and explode about 1/2 mile from them as they stare in shock. Later that same day, one of the survivors dies in a freak accident and Kimberly starts to wonder if the flight 180 incident and the events after weren't just a coincidence. Her only hope lies in Clear Rivers, the sole survivor of flight 180. Can she help them cheat death one more time? Written by SliMSeanY

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE FINAL DESTINATION 2 FROM DVDTALK

The Movie:

The original "Final Destination" was a darkly creepy thriller, a horror movie without a visible villian. While admittedly not a horror fan, I appreciated the fact that some thought went into the film's rules, the movie had some creatively done jump-scares and the performances were good. The sequel was likely an unplanned edition, pulled together after the moderate success (cartoon series "Family Guy" offered an episode that was somewhat a parody) of the original. It is exactly more of the same, but done in a way that's still tense and still occasionally rather clever.

The film opens with a trip for Kimberly (A.J. Cook) and her friends. Kimberly has a vision of a horrific traffic accident about to occur before she gets on the freeway, then stops traffic. The resulting traffic jam irritates many, at least until they see the accident they could have been in happen just up the road. As with the first film, Death's plans have been ruined and he comes after those who've escaped. The result: a lot of ridiculously elaborate scenes where the characters get taken out, one by one.

Clear Rivers (Ali Larter), one of the only survivors from the first picture, also returns. Locked up in a mental institution to protect herself from the continued threat. Despite an irritated entrance, Clear eventually decides to help out. There's not a lot of plot involved, just the main characters trying to save themselves, while also often restating the rules of the movie to each other, occasionally realizing new changes or differences. Although Kimberly's gift of some sort of psychic vision is an iffy idea, her putting together the pieces of the puzzle as the audience does adds to the involvement and tension that the movie manages.

"Final Destination 2" is a odd mix of personalities, which sort of appealed to me - the film seems a bit harder (the sequel is definitely a hard "R" and more, er...visual) and slicker than the first film, but that sort of mean-spiritedness is tempered by a sort of silliness that makes the whole thing rather entertaining and show that the film isn't taking itself entirely seriously. One particular bit of hilarity is when Kimberly has a vision that the next victims are going to be attacked by...pigeons. Still, these lines are delivered in a way that, amazingly, doesn't result in the kind of unintentional hilarity that takes one's interest out of the scene. Really, it's all the result of acting that, while mediocre in any other movie, works quite wonderfully here. Larter is especially fascinating as a "tough chick", a role that seems pretty unlikely for the actress.

A slick-looking and well-paced sequel, "Final Destination 2" isn't anything ambitious and story-wise, it's not even quite as developed as the first picture, but it's a fairly entertaining ride.


The DVD

VIDEO: "Final Destination 2" is presented by New Line in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen and 1.33:1 pan & scan. Both editions are presented on a dual-sided disc, with the widescreen edition on a dual-layered side. The anamorphic widescreen edition is a prime example of New Line at their finest. This is an amazing transfer, with absolutely marvelous clarity and definition. Every scene retains a consistent, smooth appearance that offers great depth to the image.

I can find no flaw with the image quality. Edge enhancement is entirely absent, the print seemed to be in absolutely superb condition, and no compression artifacts were spotted. This presentation is simply stunning. Colors remained bright and vivid throughout, with excellent saturation and no issues.

SOUND: "Final Destination 2" is presented by New Line in Dolby Digital 5.1-EX and DTS 6.1-ES (Discrete). I have to give New Line credit for being one of the few studios to consistently support DTS-ES and DD-EX on quite a few of their major new releases. Also, the soundtrack has been optimized for DVD, according to the sound menu, and no equalization is required. This is certainly a very aggressive soundtrack at times, putting the rear speakers (and the back surround) to excellent (and discrete, in the case of the DTS-ES soundtrack) use. Although some stretches fold up to the front for dialogue-driven passages, almost any opportunity for surround use in many of the scenes seemed to be taken advantage of. Sound effects are punchy and dynamic, and the music has nice presence, as well. Dialogue remains crisp and clear. Strong bass is present at times, as well.

EXTRAS:

Commentary: Commentary with director David Ellis, producer Craig Perry and writers Eric Bress and J. Gruber is offered. The commentary manages to be quite funny and quite informative at the same time. The four are joined together for the commentary and spend much of the time getting into the core elements of the film and how they were brought together. They have some interesting insights into the concepts behind the screenplay and characters, as well as more technical details, such as how stunt sequences were pulled together and other stories from the production. Jokes fly in-between the details, as the four goof on some of the plot twists and story ideas they'd heard for the sequel.

Bits and Pieces: This is a 30-minute documentary that starts off with a brief history of the genre, which is really quite interesting and a good way to start off the featurette. Eventually, the documentary discusses the main scenes of "Final Destination 2", offering more in-depth looks at the effects of the first big scene (including some tests), the construction of the other main scene and some of the make-up FX.

Trailers: Trailers for the first and second movies, as well as one for something called "Highwaymen".

Cheating Death: This is an 18-minute documentary featuring interviews with people who believe they have cheated death and talk about their near-death experiences.

Terror Gauge: This 14-minute piece discusses how the brain reacts to terror/stress in horror movies, as a few test subjects are strapped in - "Clockwork Orange"-style - to watch "Final Destination 2" and have their physical reactions measured.

Infinifilm: This is another in New Line's "Infinifilm" series. If turned on, this feature allows viewers to jump to related material for the scene, watch it and then come back to the movie. There is also a subtitle "fact track" included.

Also: Deleted scenes (5), music videos, interactive game.

Final Thoughts: "Final Destination 2" is more of the same from the original - while the scares seem more complex, I wish some story elements from the original could have been expanded upon. Still, the movie offers some fun for horror fans and, in terms of technical credits, it's certainly well-done. New Line's Infinifilm edition DVD offers outstanding, reference-quality video, stellar audio and plenty of supplements. Recommended for fans or those interested.



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ANOTHER VERY FUNNY MOVIE: ME MYSELF AND IRENE NOW AVAILABLE

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Charlie is a Rhode Island state trooper with a split personality. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank, takes over. Charlie is assigned on a routine mission to return alleged fugitive Irene back to upstate New York, but they wind up on the run from corrupt police officers. And their escape would be a lot simpler on everybody involved if Hank didn't keep stepping in at the most inopportune times... Written by {jgp3553@excite.com}

It had all started when a patrol officer named Charlie Baileygates was married. Unfortunately, his wife left him for the short black guy who was their limousine driver. Charlie is single again and taking care of 3 children. A series of misfortunes for Charlie developed an inner anger within him, then it came out, in a form of another personality known as Hank Evans. While Charlie is nice, kind, and usually calm, Hank is is the polar opposite of Charlie, being outrageous, mean, and short-tempered. Luckily, Charlie told his doctor about this other personality, and prescribed him with medication to suppress Hank. One day, Charlie was assigned to personally escort a woman named Irene Waters to a prison in upstate New York. Then, a series of unfortunate events happen as both Charlie and Irene run into a group of corrupt cops and Irene's abusive ex-boyfriend, in the middle of it all Charlie loses his medication and now fears that Hank will come out and makes the situation worse. While running, Charlie and Irene fall for each other (and so does Hank). Now, Both Charlie and Irene must stop the dirty cops, Irenes ex-boyfriend, and to stay one step ahead of Hank. Written by John Wiggins

This is the story of a sweet natured fellow named Charlie Baileygates, a Rhode Island State Police trooper. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank Evans, takes over. After Charlie developed a split personality the colonel forces Charlie to escort Miss Irene Waters a woman wanted by the police in upstate New York back to her home town, but, when he discovers she's really being set up for murder, he helps her flee back to the safety of his own jurisdiction. It's all up to Charlie to keep Irene save from her evil corrupt ex-boyfriend Dickie Thurman along with his associates who plans on killing her thinking she knows everything for what's going on. Written by Anthony Pereyra {hypersonic91@yahoo.com}

Jim Carrey plays a Rhode Island State Trooper named Charlie who has a multiple personality disorder. One personality is crazy and aggressive, while the other is more friendly and laid back. Both of these personalities fall in love with the same woman named Irene after Charlie loses his medication. Written by Michael S. Hatch {KingMixer909@hotmail.com}

A pacifistic Rhode Island state trooper who's too nice for his own good, develops split personality disorder with his alter ego being the complete opposite of everything he is in manner. Complications ensue when he's assigned to escort a woman back to New York and ends up falling in love with her. But the woman has shady people on her trail who want to take her and now he, out of the picture. Written by MonkeyKingMA

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I've enjoyed all of the Farrelly Brothers movies I've seen that didn't star Jim Carrey. Of course, that only leaves two films -- "Kingpin", which I particularly liked, and "There's Something About Mary" (I missed "Outside Providence", but I think I join most of America in saying that) -- and although "Dumb And Dumber" left me kind of flat, I thought I'd give "Me, Myself, and Irene" a shot. Jim Carrey is Charlie, a Rhode Island state trooper who seems pleasant enough, but ends up as the butt of seemingly every joke in the Ocean State. He somehow manages to stay sane when his wife Layla (Traylor Howard) gives birth to triplets obviously fathered by a Mensa-attending knunchuck-wielding dwarf chauffeur (played by Tony Cox, whose character sounds funnier on paper than he is on-screen), even raising the children on his own when his wife leaves him. Despite the constant mocking from everyone, Charlie seems to remain good-natured, although buried deep in Charlie's subconscious is the evil side of his personality, named Hank. One day, Charlie snaps and Hank is released, which is unfortunate for Irene P. Waters (Renee Zellweger), who Charlie is escorting back to...some place because of...something. I'm writing this review a few days after watching the movie, and the plot obviously didn't make that big an impression on me. These details are sort of minor, anyway. To sum it all up, Charlie/Hank and Irene are on the run, eventually teaming up with an albino with a questionable past. Sprinkled throughout is the sort of gross-out humor that's so chic nowadays...a sort of humor I don't particularly enjoy. This isn't because I'm easily offended or anything, but...well, kind of the total opposite. Because I'm not easily offended, there's no shock value, so the 'humor' never really leaves much of an impression on me. Although some of the same sort of humor appeared in "Kingpin" and "There's Something About Mary", there was more to those films than just gross-out comedy, and really, that sort of humor seemed a little fresher back in those days anyway. So, no, I didn't laugh once during "Me, Myself, and Irene". Just picture a geeky guy with a completely blank expression on his face for close to two hours, and you'll have a pretty good idea of what the viewing experience was like for me. So basically, I'm saying that I already have a bias against the lead actor and a general dislike of the sort of comedy used in the film, so it shouldn't come as too big of a surprise that "Me, Myself, and Irene" didn't do a whole lot for me. I know plenty of people who did get a kick out of it, so I'll try to review this disc somewhat objectively...or whatever...yeah. Video: I remember back when I first started frequenting DVD discussion forums, and everyone seemed to rag on Fox. Wow, are those days over... "Me, Myself, And Irene" features a beautiful widescreen-enhanced transfer, letterboxed to 1.85:1. The image is clear and detailed, and I was especially impressed with how rich and colorful some of the exterior shots appeared. Pretty typical of Fox's recent DVD output, which is, of course, praise. Audio: After reviewing a couple of Columbia/Tri-Star discs right before "Me, Myself, and Irene", it's nice to see a disc that defaults to Dolby Digital 5.1. Although there are six channels, the center speaker is the focus of the audio, with other speakers and directional effects used very sparingly. Not particularly impressive, but hardly disappointing...just an uninteresting front-heavy comedy mix. Rounding out the other audio options are English and French Dolby Surround tracks, along with English and French subtitles. Supplements: First on the menu are "trailers and TV spots", consisting of a pair of trailers and three different television ads. My favorite extra this time around is the video for "Breakout" by the Foo Fighters. When I first picked up their third album, "There Is Nothing Left To Lose", I instantly thought "Breakout" would be great for a movie soundtrack, although I thought it'd be better suited to play over the ending credits. Oh well. There aren't any other music videos, and I thought it was kind of odd that a previously released song got the video treatment and not any of the Steely Dan covers recorded specifically for the soundtrack. I'd have loved to have seen a video for Ben Folds Five's "Barrytown" (which I saw them perform on Letterman, I think). Six "making of" vignettes ('vignette' quickly becoming one of my favorite words) can be viewed individually or branched while watching the movie. The vignettes are footage shot between takes. It's not really 'behind-the-scenes' footage in the usual sense, and there are none of the fluff interviews from those HBO: First Look featurettes. It's mostly just the cast and crew goofing around on the set, but it's still entertaining and worth a look. A traditional featurette is included, made up of the usual interviews, behind the scenes footage, and an extensive assortment of clips from the film. The featurette runs around half of the length of most featurettes I've watched, although it's not time-coded, so I can't give an official running time without starting it again, keeping track of time, etc., etc., etc. I'm sure none of you are that interested. There's also a stills gallery, with shots of the cast, crew, and a series of production stills. On the DVD-ROM portion of the disc are storyboards, the screenplay, and web links. Among the final supplements listed on the "Extra Features" menu is a commentary with the Farrelly Brothers, which mostly seemed to be a list of which of their friends appeared in the movie and where. The Farrellys also contribute commentary to 10 deleted scenes, which can be viewed individually or in an extended branching version, similar to "X-Men", another Fox release. A yellow image of Hank will also appear throughout the film to announce the presence of a deleted scene, which can be viewed with the Angle button, and being a Toshiba SD3109 owner, the menu option to remove the icon didn't work. Although that's just a quirk with my player (and there is, of course, a way around that), it's worth noting that the Hank icon is really large and very unattractive. Not quite as unobtrusive as the icon on the "X-Men" disc. When I got up to make a bowl of Frosted Flakes, an option to view a different menu interface came up, but I didn't notice any extra features on the Hank-themed menu. Maybe I didn't look in the right place or something. Hmm. Conclusion: Okay, I didn't find "Me, Myself, and Irene" particularly funny, but a film that grosses $90 million must have plenty of fans somewhere. I don't typically go for Jim Carrey movies, and others who feel the same way might want to leave this one for a rental. Otherwise, the nice video, decent audio, and a slew of extra features make it worth a purchase, particularly during its week of release, when the loss leaders are sure to mark the disc down to below the $20 mark.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

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Desperate to be free from her drunken, unloving mother Diane, the beautiful, scheming young Mini seduces her stepfather Martin and soon convinces him to join her in a sadistic scheme to have Diane declared insane. But their conspiracy soon escalates to murder and when John Garson, a young detective starts investigating, Martin and Mini begin to turn on each other. Written by achinn

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The Movie: Imagine a teenage girl who can do anything she wants. She has a voluptuous figure, and she is strikingly beautiful. She drives an expensive sports car, lives in a sprawling home off Mulholland Drive, and spends her huge quantities of free time working as a high-class call girl. Her mother spends most of her time in a drunken, drugged-out stupor on the couch, and this leaves the girl largely unsupervised or disciplined. The luxuries and freedoms in her life are not enough for young Mini. She resents her mother to the point that she begins terrorizing her as a means of making her think she has lost her mind. Mini is obsessed with "first" times. She enjoys shocking people with her antics, until the stakes get raised to the point where the situation spirals out of control. As Mini, Nikki Reed, best known for playing the unstable, vindictive best friend in the terrific film Thirteen, delivers her lines with a deadpan, world-weary sense of self-assurance. She commands the screen, carrying the film with little difficulty, however Mini's First Time would have been much better as a suspense thriller than as the black comedy it aspires to be. The character of Mini is completely unsympathetic; she is selfish, spoiled, and unlikable. In a true black comedy, this would be acceptable. In a film that cannot quite establish itself within that genre, it is unacceptable. Viewers need to be able to root for the main character in some way, and with Mini, it's nearly impossible to do. Rooting for Mini's equally selfish, wealthy, stepfather/lover is impossible as well, which doesn't leave more than a sense of mild amusement in the shenanigans going on. Mini's First Time is filled with big names: Alec Baldwin plays the stepfather, Luke Wilson is a suspicious detective, and Jeff Goldblum plays a neighbor. As Mini's mother, Carrie-Anne Moss has the best time stomping around, throwing things at her husband, and screaming at her friends at the top of her lungs. Her scenes are among the strongest in the entire film. At about 35 minutes into the film, as it switches from a mild, teasing, middle-aged man's fantasy-come-true to a murder investigation, the plot becomes more compelling, thanks to Luke Wilson's presence. As the investigator, he brings a sense of gravity to the fluffy look-what-a-bad-girl-Mini-is scenes that dominate the first part of the film. That said, the blasé narration by the character of Mini is mostly ineffective, and the interrogation scenes, featuring a coolly unruffled Mini, are lifted right out of Basic Instinct. Nikki Reed more than proved her acting chops in the riveting film she co-wrote, Thirteen. Here's hoping she can find another movie worthy of her considerable talents. Mini's First Time doesn't quite cut it.

The DVD

Video:
Presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen, the picture is very good. The colors in this film are especially clear. Mini's red, glossy lipstick practically jumps off the screen, and a brief shot of the famous Century City skyline almost looks 3-D.

Sound:
Mini's First Time features a Dolby Digital 2.0 English audio track, with subtitles in English, French, and Spanish. The sound quality is excellent. There is not much of a soundtrack, but when music plays, it is crystal clear, and it truly adds to the overall experience. Whether lines are being shouted or whispered, the sound is great.

Extras:
An audio commentary by writer/director Nick Guthe is the only special feature included. The problem with commentaries is that if the film isn't too great to start with, what is the point of re-watching the film in order to listen to the commentary?

Guthe aims his commentary at aspiring filmmakers, providing helpful suggestions as well as background on how the film came to be. Interestingly enough, Guthe had the opportunity to meet with someone close to Kevin Spacey, who in turn arranged a meeting with Spacey himself. This helps to explain some of the star power attached to the film, thanks to Spacey's A-list status. He also discusses the lack of nudity in the film. Star Nikki Reed, at only age 16, was too young to bare her breasts on-screen, so the filmmakers had to be creative in how they created a sexy look for her without having her bare all.

Overall, the commentary is quite effective and interesting. Guthe provides a terrific mix of details regarding the actual making of the film and tidbits about the story itself. Viewers who actually enjoy the film will love the commentary, but the real value is in Guthe's studied attempt to educate novice filmmakers and remain interesting at the same time. He achieves this easily.

A featurette would have been nice as well, but considering the small, independent nature of the film, perhaps it wasn't in the budget.

Final Thoughts:
Mini's First Time is maybe worth a rental. Leave your expectations at the door, however. It makes for a fairly diverting 90 minutes, but the minute it's over, you'll forget you ever watched it.


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Sunday, March 16, 2008

THE EYE NOW AVAILABLE

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Sydney, a young, blind violinist is given the chance to see for the first time since childhood through a miraculous corneal transplant. As Sydney adjusts to a dizzying new world of colors and shapes, she is haunted by frightening visions of death itself capturing the doomed and dragging them away from the world of the living. Terrorized and on the brink of insanity, Sydney must discover whose eyes she has inherited, and what secret visions they have held. Written by Davi Silva

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"The Eye" is a mawkish thriller dumbed down to resemble the moldy Asian horror leftovers teen audiences seem to flock to no matter the quality. It's a sluggish chiller, poorly cast and conceived, but there's something about the movie that indicates under better care, this type of spooky rumbling might've become something great.

Blind since the age of five, Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) has grown up to become a concert violinist, finding harmony with her impaired world. At the urging of her sister (Parker Posey), Sydney undergoes a difficult ocular transplant to open up her world. When the bandages come off, Sydney's sight is restored, but along with this renewed vision comes ghostly images of death and terror. Unable to silence the evil, Sydney turns to her doctor (Alessandro Nivola) for help and the two head off to uncover the shocking identity of the eye donor.

"The Eye" is a remake of the 2002 Hong Kong sensation, which itself gave birth to two sequels and a Hindi production. Suffice it to say, this tale has been thoroughly exhausted. Never one to back down from a challenge, Hollywood has handed the material over to French directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud, who seem fresh out of interesting visual ideas to attack this warmed-over premise.

"The Eye" is familiar inside and out, and there's no one in the production that appears brave enough to confront the material and mobilize something authentically spooky. Moreau and Palud are content to abuse the same terror tools as everyone else: sickly green tint, jump scares, and bad casting. They don't direct "Eye" as much as they try to survive the American filmmaking process, resulting in a sleeping pill of a picture that plods from scene to scene, vainly assuming the audience as never appreciated a ghost story before.

Screenwriter Sebastian Gutierrez ("Rise: Blood Hunter," "Snakes on a Plane") is also to blame for the picture's lack of tension. A dreadful screenwriter, Gutierrez is typing soap opera dialogue for his thinly-drawn characters, stuffing the plot with dramatic false starts to fill a running time. The script doesn't even have fun with Sydney's terrorvision, instead just running through the "don't go there alone!" horror routine with bone-white ghost children and censored PG-13 flourishes before it's time to make her saint. A saint with lame powers too, as captured in a scene where Sydney drives up to a crispy warehouse and proclaims, "There's been a fire here." Gee thanks, wonder woman.

Jessica Alba is floundering here, forced to spit out idiotic dialogue and make goo-goo eyes toward cold fish Nivola; not to mention she's one half of the most implausible pair of siblings committed to the big screen seen since Schwarzenegger and DeVito. "The Eye" certainly puts the actress to work, with multiple scenes of sweaty panic, leading up to a finale ripped from the "Final Destination" playbook.

There's little cinematic passion to be found in "The Eye," just empty calories and a decent premise left to rot in the juices of routine.

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After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman (Heigl) wrestles with the idea of standing by her sister's side as her sibling marries the man she's secretly in love with.

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The very appearance of actress Judy Greer speaks volumes about the lethargy of "27 Dresses." The one-note, bitterly unfunny character actress who always plays the cynical best friend has been cast as the...wait for it...cynical best friend in this dreadful motion picture. And that, my friends, is the extent of the invention to be found in this skin-crawlingly ineffective glop of a romantic comedy.

Jane (Katherine Heigl) is always the bridesmaid and never the bride. 27 times to be exact, and the role is starting to wear thin. When her model sister Tess (Malin Akerman, "Heartbreak Kid") swoops into town and steals Jane's boss (Edward Burns) away, the perpetually single gal is left angry and discouraged. Her solace is Kevin (James Marsden, making mediocrity digestible), a newspaper lifestyle writer assigned to cover Tess's wedding, but is more intrigued with Jane's marital participation background. As the two start building trust, and soon a tentative romance, he assembles a cover-story hack job that swiftly spirals out of his control.

For the thousandth time: cliché can be a wonderful thing when it's pulled into interesting directions, lifted by talent sticking to formula for familiarity reasons, but willing to step outside the box for a few gulps of fresh air. "27 Dresses" has no fresh air. It's a polluted, suffocating experience that's content to sluggishly check off every rom-com cliché there ever was, treating intelligence as though it was some type of frightening creature to immediately sprint away from.


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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

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After a violent storm attacks a town in Maine, an approaching cloud of mist appears the next morning. As the mist quickly envelops the area, a group of people get trapped in a local grocery store -among them, artist David Drayton and his five-year-old son. The people soon discover that within the mist lives numerous species of horrific, unworldly creatures that entered through an inter-dimensional rift, which may or may not have been caused by a nearby military base. As the world around them manifests into a literal hell-on-earth, the horrified citizens try desperately to survive this apocalyptic disaster. Written by thedictator@sbcglobal.net

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The Eli Roths of the world? Ah, who needs 'em! They can keep their sadomasochism and pop culture aesthetics. Frank Darabont's "The Mist" is a return to form for the filmmaker and the brittle horror genre. It offers the viewer a disquieting Stephen King tale of survival and claustrophobia, while dusting off classic horror devices such as patience and suspense to manufacture something that's legitimately unsettling while retaining timeless audience-baiting mechanics.

When a storm wallops a small Maine town, David Drayton (Thomas Jane), his son, and a moody neighbor (Andre Braugher) head to the local grocery store for supplies. Once there, a strange mist rolls into town, bringing with it a terrifying monster threat that locks the shoppers inside the store. Unable to leave, the group soon breaks off into factions, one side (including Toby Jones and Laurie Holden) trying to figure out a survival plan and escape the mist through logic and reason, the other, led by Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden), chooses to view the mist and the fury contained within as an incontrovertible representation of God's wrath on sinners.

After the 2001 bloated Capraesque misfire "The Majestic," writer/director Frank Darabont has come to revisit the world of Stephen King, the author who lent the filmmaker two titles met with great acclaim: "The Shawshank Redemption" and "The Green Mile." The collaboration between the talents proves fruitful yet again in "The Mist."

Where Darabont excels is in his interpretation of King's text, protecting the author's tendency to provide dustings of stereotypes and clichés for the most immediate sympathetic responses. The film is a straightforward construct of small town rubes versus the lethal unknown, and Darabont's screenplay is quick to preserve the simplicity of the conflict and character interaction to best realize the panic of the story. For some, the use of "aw, shucks" dialogue and broad caricatures could very well be a turnoff. However, I adored the unsophisticated nature of the scripting, which in turns leads to a bottomless feeling of tension as the mist starts to reveal the nightmarish creatures contained within.

Violence is used sparingly, but effectively by Darabont, taking as much delight in the mental torture of the mist as he does in the bloodshed, which is found in wonderful abundance. There are two kinds of terror found in the picture: mob hysteria and the rampage of the creatures, who resemble locusts and spiders (shooting acidic webs). Both result in an impressive body count, but Darabont never goes overboard. "Mist" is portioned out carefully, building alarm as the hours tick by and the situation erodes from one of wonder and doubt to grim realization. It's suspenseful and scary, two elements not factoring into horror much these days.

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

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A secret service agent, Jennifer Marsh, gets caught in a very personal and deadly cat-and-mouse game with a serial killer who knows that people (being what they are - both curious and drawn to the dark side of things) will log onto an "untraceable" website where he conducts violent and painful murders LIVE on the net. The more people who log on and enter the website, the quicker and more violently the victim dies.

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Now that the sadomasochistic horror genre is starting its final descent, it seems fitting it would cross over into a more mainstream screen offerings. "Untraceable" has some A/B-list pedigree playing around with the button-pushing toys of filmmaking goons, so I guess you could call the picture the Miller High Life of forgettable, empty-calorie shock cinema. It's crud, but it's classy crud.

As an FBI cybercrime profiler, Jennifer Marsh (Diane Lane) spends her nights trapping pathetic internet criminals with her partner, Griffin (Colin Hanks). When a new snuff website opens for business, rewarding massive page views with murder, Jennifer is thrust into the case, trying to isolate the whereabouts of the killer as he racks up an intriguing roster of victims. With each gruesome execution committed online, the audience grows more impatient for the next thrill, leaving Jennifer little time to solve the case, which soon leads to her own family.

"Untraceable" isn't exactly a trendy "torture porn" thrill ride, but man, does it ever want to be. It's more of a sugar-free version of "Saw," with the gruesome bits softened a touch for the senior bargain matinee, and extensive internet shorthand and tech gobbledygook carefully spelled out so the keyboard-phobic won't drown in a sea of LOLs. That's right, Hollywood has finally made a film centered on agony that even a grandmother could love.

Of course, this is not to suggest "Untraceable" is an appetizing film. Try as she might, Diane Lane can't wince her way through the story, though her performance elevates the material as much as can be expected. This is far from stellar work, but Lane has a pleasing big-screen energy about her, and "Untraceable," with forgettable co-stars (Billy Burke?), benefits from her experience in front of the camera. She helps director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear," "Fracture") sell the suspense of the script, which means that she spends the movie frequently wet, with a furrowed brow glued on her face. Hey, it works better than you might think.


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Friday, March 07, 2008

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In a top secret Cold War military project an unstoppable, malignant organism who feeds on light and energy is unleashed, threatening to destroy everything in it's path, and the only person who can stop it is a schoolteacher Frank Sears, along the help of a specialist Carrie Freeborn ... Written by Cookie

All his life schoolteacher Frank Sears has carried with him a strange scar given to him by his mother before she committed suicide. The markings lead Frank to a top secret Cold War military project where an unstoppable, malignant organism is unleashed. Unaware that the creature feeds on light and energy, and moves with exponential speed, the army prepares to deploy its most sinister of all weapons - a nuclear bomb. Facing certain global catastrophe, Frank discovers his father had a diabolical connection to the creature's origin. With a ticking nuclear clock, Frank, along with the help of a hazmat specialist Carrie Freeborn, must confront the grim reality that only he is capable of stopping this living hell. Written by Strok

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Shugo Fujii's
Living Hell (2000) is a low budget horror film that was made in nine days for around $100,000. By no means great, for a film made in nine days, it is better than you would think.

Yasu is a wheelchair bound twenty-two year old living with his father, sister, and brother. His condition is mental, and his fragile constitution is put to a very extreme test when two relatives move in, an old, seemingly senile, woman, Chiyo, and her mute, anorexic looking granddaughter Yuki. For some reason, at night and during the day while the others are gone, Chiyo and Yuki begin to torture Yasu. His family assumes that Yasu's stories are part of his mental state. Unbeknownst to Yasu, while he suffers at the duo's hands, a tabloid reporter is tracking the strange case of a murderous old woman and her granddaughter, a twisted tale involving siamese twins, a mad doctor, and the lineage of a family gone mad.

While the packaging uses The Texas Chainsaw Massacre as a suitable comparison, I think Living Hell has more similarities with DePalma's Sisters and Polanski's Repulsion, not to mention an ending that obviously echo's the classic twisteroo from Psycho. Rough? In need of refinement? Cheap? Sure. But, horror is tricky, and I've seen genre films with five times the budget and filming schedule that weren't half as good. You cannot help but factor that into your thinking. It is passable b-fare with a few neat little moments that should be interesting for the more forgiving b-horror fans out there.

Living Hell has an exaggerated style, giallo color scheme, extreme fish eye camera lenses, dramatic music cues, and some severe overacting. One of the pitfalls that often occurs when directors put a surreal stylistic edge on their horror film is a lack of characterization. Things move pretty briskly and, aside from his worried face and wheelchair bound status, you never really feel any depth to Yasu. If he would have been humanized more, you would actually care about his predicament, but as it is, the movie would rather get on with the torture and bog itself down explaining its muddled premise.

Probably due to budgetary reasons, some of the torture is left to the imagination and kept to pretty simple shock stuff ("What's in the covered dinner dish? - Oh no, it's my parakeet!") . Yasu gets a taser to the genitals, pliers to his teeth, turned into a human dartboard, pushed into traffic, fed cockroaches and, as far as viewers are concerned, his plight might as well be the same as Wile E. Coyote's. Call me a sicko, but I could have actually done with some more graphic torture. With its cartoonish style, committing to even more sleaze and getting more down and dirty would be fine because the film wasn't aiming for realism anyway.

The films better moments occur early on with poor Yasu trapped in the house and the mystery intact. The film limps along in the final third with a bunch of nonsense explanations and a finale that falls apart with bad, bad, bad psycho acting (Honestly, what modern acting school teaches that a functioning psycho goes from seeming perfectly normal to excessive crazy-face mannerisms and twitchy body?) Still, you can tell just from the editing that film was a rushed production, and, even if the sum total of the film is sloppy, the amount of inspired creepy bits are very admirable. And, I'm a bit of a sucker for any film with dialogue like, "It was their very craziness that makes them so intelligent."

The DVD: Subversive Cinema

Picture: Non-anamorphic Wide-screen. Taking into account its limitations, you have to be a little kind to the rough image. Sure, it isn't anamorphic, but it was most likely never intended for theatrical distribution. A little grainy. Sometimes a little soft. The image has a mudded definition, but you do get the sense that, given the source quality, things cannot get a great deal better. I'll give it half a point more, just because it looks better than, for instance, the Tomie transfers.

Sound: Dolby 2.0 Surround, Japanese language with optional English subtitles. The dialogue has some weak production quirks so there are times where it is a bit low compared to the music and fx. The rear channel really pumps up the already too overused score, which is one of the films worst points. The commentary track reveals that the cheesy one-dimensional score was done by the directors friend- some friend, I say.

Extras: Trailers for Living Hell, Gemini, The Witch Who Came From The Sea and Battelfield Baseball--- Storyboards--- Deleted Scenes (6:00). Taken from a workprint, these scenes are in a rough state, and are basic conversation scenes that are, unfortunately, not subtitled.— Extensive Director's Bio— Short Films by director Shugo Fujii. Blackhole (14:26). Grief (17:46). Seasaw Game (28:44). Dead Money (19:42). The first two are black and white silent films that (and I don't mean this in a bad way) have a student film stink to them. Seasaw Game was his student thesis film. Dead Money was part of an anthology series.— Commentary by director Shugo Fujii. Despite a substantial education in the US, Shugo Fujii has shaky command of English and has a habit of dropping his articles. Unfortunately this is the case where a moderator/second person on the commentary was greatly needed. There are very long moments where Fujii flat out forgets to talk which, combined with his unsure command of the language, makes for a very boring track. After a long pause he actually says, somewhat begrudgingly, "Well, anyway, the film never stops, so I have to keep on talking."

Conclusion: New kids on the block Subversive Cinema do a good job with iffy material and this transfer should go a long way towards putting them on cult film fans radar. With the feature and the shorts you basically get the sum total of Shugo Fujii's directorial work. Worth a casual purchase for the curious Japanese horror fan, Living Hell is best reserved as a rental for the average horror viewer.


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Sixteen year-old Juno MacGuff is the type of girl that beats to her own drummer, and doesn't really care what others may think of her. She learns that she's pregnant from a one-time sexual encounter with her best friend, Paulie Bleeker. Juno and Paulie like each other, but don't consider themselves to be exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend let alone be ready to be a family complete with child. Although she would rather not be pregnant, Juno is fairly pragmatic about her situation. Although there, Paulie really leaves all the decisions about the baby to Juno. Initially she decides that she will have an abortion, but that's something that she ultimately cannot go through with. So she decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption. But first she has to tell her father, Mac, and stepmother, Bren, that she is pregnant. Although they would have preferred if Juno was on hard drugs or expelled from school, Mac and Bren too are pragmatic about Juno's situation. The next step is to find prospective parents for the yet unborn child. In the Pennysaver ad section, Juno finds Mark and Vanessa Loring, a yuppie couple living in the suburbs. Juno likes the Lorings, and in some respects has found who looks to be a kindred spirit in Mark, with whom she shares a love of grunge music and horror films. Vanessa is a little more uptight and is the one in the relationship seemingly most eager to have a baby. On her own choosing, Juno enters into a closed rather than open adoption contract with the Lorings - meaning she will have no contact with the baby after she gives it up. During the second and third trimesters of Juno's pregnancy which she treats with care but detachment, Juno's relationships with her family, with Paulie, and with the Lorings develop, the latter whose on the surface perfect life masks some hidden problems. Written by Huggo

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"It's probably just a food baby," says 16-year-old Juno's best friend Leah when Juno says she's pregnant. "Did you have a big lunch?"

No, there was no big lunch. Juno is pregnant for realsies, and "Juno" is one of the year's snappiest, snarkiest, most quotable comedies. Diablo Cody, a former stripper who's now a writer, penned the screenplay, and she populated it with hip characters who speak not in the manner of real people but in the manner of self-aware movie characters. And yet, just as Joss Whedon accomplished with his TV series (notably "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Firefly"), "Juno's" people can pepper their language with stylized slang and still come off as believable, human characters.

Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) is the kind of Middle American high schooler who's too interesting to be popular and too savvy to care. She listens to cool '70s bands and watches obscure foreign horror films, palling around with her best friend Leah (Olivia Thirlby) in her off hours. She also has a platonic guy friend, Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera). They became slightly more than platonic on a recent night -- boredom was a factor -- and now Juno's oven has a bun in it. Bleeker's bun.

Her first instinct is to "take care of it" ("I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion," she says when she phones the clinic), but she thinks better of it and chooses the adoption route instead. She tells Leah they should give the baby to "a woman with a bum ovary, or a couple of nice lesbos."

Instead, they find the Lorings, a generically nice couple who live in a generically nice home in a generically nice subdivision. Vanessa (Jennifer Garner) badly wants a baby; her husband Mark (Jason Bateman) seems to be going along with it, though it's clear to us he has reservations. They meet with Juno and her father (J.K. Simmons) and offer to pay all her medical expenses. The arrangements are made. Everyone is happy.

Vanessa, a little nervous and uptight, reacts to the outspoken, seemingly carefree Juno the way a normal person would: Is this girl for real? Mark, on the other hand, "gets" Juno. Though he's in his mid to late 30s, Mark in a state of arrested development, playing his guitar, collecting comic books, and watching cheesy movies -- in other words, behaving just like Juno. Who is 16. The brilliant irony of the film is that Mark is trying too hard to be cool ... which is exactly what some people will accuse the film itself of doing.

The talent involved in "Juno" is enviable. It's director Jason Reitman's second film, after the dark satire "Thank You for Smoking," and he's only improving with age. He favors understatement and deadpan wit, but he's not afraid to let a little emotion come through when it's needed. Furthermore, while I'd never heard of Diablo Cody before -- I'm not up on my strippers-turned-writers -- her exceedingly well-written screenplay here should secure her a place in Hollywood for as long as she can crank out funny characters and literate dialogue.

J.K. Simmons and Allison Janney are more than just parental buffoons as Juno's folks, while Bateman and Garner have the plastic smiles of bland suburban affluence down pat. Michael Cera's gift for stammery teenage awkwardness has been documented numerous times already, most recently in "Superbad," and it's nice to see that it's not getting old yet. The kid can still wring more laughs out of not knowing what to say than almost anyone.

The outstanding writing and direction aside, "Juno" might have failed if it didn't have a capable actress in the lead role. Ellen Page is most recognizable for playing Kitty Pryde (the one who can walk through walls) in "X-Men: The Last Stand," though certain audiences will remember her performance in the disturbing thriller "Hard Candy," where she played a girl who turns the tables on a would-be pedophile. Barely out of her teens, Page has shown remarkable common sense and discernment in choosing her projects. "Juno" lets her show off her comedic chops and razor-sharp timing, all in the service of a character whose effortless charm is her most endearing trait.

There's a delicate line between "likably quirky" and "trying too hard to be quirky." I think "Juno" steps on the wrong side a couple times (the pop-culture reference Juno makes when her water breaks is a bit of a reach), but not enough to diminish the pleasure I take in the film overall. It's an absolute delight.


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The President of the United States is on a journey home after making a speech in Moscow. But on the journey, Russian hi-jakers take over the plane, disguising themselves as newspaper reporters. They want the President to ring Moscow and release General Redek. But they think that the President has escaped in the pod. But the president is really still on board air force One attempting to regain control of the plane and to rescue his wife and daughter. Written by Dilen Foster

The President of the USA goes to Moscow and gives a stirring speech outlining the USA's new "Zero-tolerance" policy with respect to terrorism. On the flight home, terrorists take over Air Force One (the President's official plane) and take the passengers (including his wife and daughter) hostage. The terrorists plan to execute one hostage every half-hour unless/until their demands are met. However, the President is a former Medal of Honor winner, so the terrorists may be in for a surprise... Written by Afterburner {aburner@erols.com}

Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman star in this thriller about a steadfast U.S. President who has just told the world he will not negotiate with terrorists. Now, Russian neo-nationalists have hijacked Air Force One and the President is faced with a nearly impossible decison: give in to terrorist demands or sacrifice not only the country's dignity, but the lives of his wife and daughter. Written by Robert Lynch {docrlynch@yahoo.com}


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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE IT ONE OF A FEW MOVIES AVAILABLE

A series of murders prompts Mike Hanlon to suspect that the supernatural menace that he and a group of friends battled as children has returned. He begins to call his friends to remind them of the oath they swore: if It returned again, they would come back to Derry to do battle again. Written by Murray Chapman {muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au}

A group of adults take a blast from the past. They remember when they were nerds in school, hanging out, victim of bullies. But nothing out of the question compares with one big bully of Evil unspeakable. the bully is a monster in a clowns suit. He is deadly, can be any were anyone, at any time. with supernatural powers. They call him "IT". Written by sam

In the quiet town of Derry, Maine, Seven freinds, Bill, Eddie, Mike, Bev, Stan, Richie and Ben (the losers club) have all been seeing and hearing strange things. Most of which revolve around a Clown called pennywise in which they all admit being real, the kids eventually discover that the leader of the club, Bill's little brother fell victim to this evil. The group sets out to stop the force and put it to rest once and for all. 30 years after defeating IT, Mike Hanlon, the only Member who remained in derry, is suspecting that IT has returned and is forced to call back all of the Losers club, due to a promise they all made to return if its evil shall ever resurface. Uncovering new powers, clues and evil the club reunites as adults and come face to face with the evil that has haunted and fed on derry for the last centuries. Written by Yas

Derry, Maine is a quiet town, terrorized every 30 years by a horror known only as "It". The only victims of "It" are children. Through the form of a clown named Pennywise, "It" wakes up every 30 years and feeds. The adults of Derry act like "It" doesn't happen. Ironically they know about "It", but the events are too horrible to talk about. Seven outcasts, know as The Lucky Seven, Bill, Ben, Beverly, Eddie, Richie, Mike, and Stan are able to defeat "It" as children and make a pact to return and do battle again should the terror return. Now 30 years later, Mike Hanlon who stayed behind, is puzzled by a bizarre occurance of child murders. When he discovers that "It" has come back, he reunites what's left of The Lucky Seven, now in their middle ages to do battle once again, and "It" is ready. The Lucky Seven must now defeat "It" and cure Derry of "The Derry Disease". Written by Geoffrey A. Middleton {gamidd01@morehead-st.edu}

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR A FEW OF STEPHEN KINGS FILMS THAT ARE AVAILABLE
The movie

An extremely popular as well as a prolific writer, Stephen King may well turn out to be the Charles Dickens of the 20th and 21st centuries: telling gripping stories designed to chill and thrill the reader, while capturing with remarkable accuracy the day-to-day lives, worries, obsessions, fears, and hopes of the small-town New Englanders who are so often the protagonists of his works. With King's focus on storytelling, it's no surprise that much of his work has been translated to the screen; like King's body of written work, these film adaptations span the spectrum from brilliant to merely entertaining to occasionally clunky. The Stephen King Collector's Set offers four films ranging from outstanding to good: Misery, The Dark Half, Carrie, and Needful Things.

Misery

Misery is that exceptional creature: an outstanding novel that ends up as an equally outstanding film. Misery has to stand as one of King's best novels, possibly even his very best. The combination of intense psychological pressure, nail-biting physical terror, and fascinating glimpses into the writer's mind make Misery pack quite a punch... especially since it's one of King's leaner novels. The film version doesn't try to stick word-for-word with the novel, instead choosing the wiser path: being faithful to the larger experience of the book while making changes where necessary to make the on-screen experience as gripping as the reading experience.

The co-stars of Misery are key to the film's success: Kathy Bates, as the demented Annie, and James Caan, as the writer she dotes on, both bring considerable depth to their roles. Bates deservedly won an Academy Award for her performance in this film, and Caan is no slouch either; between the two of them, the tension in Misery is palpable throughout, and scene after scene is held at a nail-bitingly high pitch. This isn't a fluffy piece of entertainment that will be quickly forgotten... Misery will stick with you.

Carrie

Carrie, presented here as the 25th Anniversary Special Edition, is a stylishly crafted and entertaining movie. As befits the title character, Carrie herself is a memorable figure, grippingly portrayed by Sissy Spacek: she's both sympathetic and occasionally repellent, helpless yet powerful, and we see in her both the potential for beauty and for destruction.

Given the film's fairly straightforward narrative, I was pleasantly surprised and impressed by the cinematography and directing choices throughout the film. Brian De Palma brings a stylish and visually interesting approach to the film, using a variety of methods to present a subjective point of view at various times in the film, especially during the climactic prom scene. But he never overdoes it, using his "tricks," like one split-screen sequence that shows the chaos in the gym from different angles, sparingly so that we're always kept engaged and never become jaded.

At 98 minutes, Carrie is a tightly paced movie as well, and it's all to the good. We see enough to understand Carrie as the underdog in "high school hell" (which isn't overstated; Carrie's abilities may be exceptional, but her social environment is distressingly commonplace), and to be touched by the potential for her to open up and go beyond the cruel psychological limits placed on her by her fanatical mother. And from there, the tragedy ticks forward step by step to the climax; we don't need to know any more about Carrie's background than what we guess from her confrontations with her mother.

The Dark Half

The Dark Half, like Misery, is another story that puts a writer on center stage: this time a writer named Thad Beaumont (Timothy Hutton) finds that when he figuratively "kills off" his alter ego, a pseudonym that he used to write gruesome pulp novels, he ends up having to face a literal, and very dangerous, embodiment of his own divided creative self.

The Dark Half is perhaps most interesting in the way it expresses some of King's own uncertainties and fears about his writing process. King wrote a number of novels under the pseudonym "Richard Bachman" at the same time that he was also publishing under his own name; eventually the two alter egos were reunited and Bachman was revealed as really being King, but it brings up some interesting ideas about the nature of the writing process.

All in all, The Dark Half is a reasonably entertaining film, one that is memorable more from particular scenes (such as those involving the sparrows that feature highly in the story) rather than from the overall story.

Needful Things

Needful Things takes on a challenging task: adapting one of King's longer novels. At 736 pages in my copy, it's quite a doorstop... and much of the novel's space is spent building up the characters, slowly revealing their weaknesses, showing how those weaknesses are exploited, and building up to a devastating finale. The film version does a creditable job in condensing the story's essential elements down far enough to fit into a two-hour film while still telling an entertaining story. The cast of characters is fairly large, with a number of important secondary figures along with Alan (Ed Harris) and Polly (Bonnie Bedelia), but the film does an excellent job of introducing them and handling them throughout the film, so there's never any confusion about who is who.

One element that stands out as absolutely perfect in Needful Things, however, is Max Von Sidow as "Leland Gaunt." I won't spoil the film by revealing anything about the character, but suffice it to say that Von Sidow's portrayal of Gaunt as an urbane, distinguished gentleman... with a bit of an evil gleam in his eye... is spot-on.

The one point that rankled with me about Needful Things is the film's conclusion, which is substantially different from that of the book. The novel has a truly apocalyptic conclusion and an overall darker tone in which each of the town's residents must battle his or her inner demon alone; the few individual victories are made more profound by the backdrop of devastation. On the other hand, the film does a Hollywood-style revision to create a positive, even uplifting finale, complete with inspirational speeches that convince others to see the error of their ways. That's not to say that the body count in the film version of Needful Things is low; it's still a dark vision of evil in a small town, but the very unnecessary revision of the story in the film saps it of some of its potential power.

The DVD

The four DVDs in this set are packaged in individual keepcases, exactly as they are packaged when sold separately, inside an attractive paper slipcase.

Video

Misery's transfer is widescreen, at its original 1.85:1 aspect ratio, but unfortunately it is not anamorphically enhanced. The transfer is adequate, but far from great, with heavy edge enhancement and some noise appearing in the image. I also noticed what appeared to be some compression artifacts, not surprising given that the widescreen image is forced to share the disc with a pan-and-scan version on the flip side.

Carrie is presented in its original 1.85:1 aspect ratio, and is anamorphically enhanced. The image quality is quite good, certainly above average for a film from the 1970s. Colors are natural and clean, and edge enhancement is moderate. Detail is quite good in close-up and medium-distance shots; long-distance images are softer and lacking in some detail, but on the whole it looks fine. The print is fairly free of noise, the only fault here is the appearance of a few large print flaws here and there.

The Dark Half, distressingly, is presented only in a pan-and-scan transfer that butchers the original widescreen aspect ratio of the film. This renders the transfer completely unacceptable in my book. But in addition to that, the transfer isn't even particularly good. Heavy edge enhancement renders the image less clear, and the picture has a slightly reddish tone to it overall.

Needful Things offers an anamorphic widescreen image that is presented at the film's original aspect ratio of 1.85:1. It's a decent transfer, with natural-looking colors, good contrast, and a print that's free of flaws. A moderate amount of noise and edge enhancement keep it from being as good as it could be.

Audio

Misery and The Dark Half both offer a Dolby 2.0 soundtrack that's satisfactory for the requirements of the film.

Carrie's DVD offers a choice of a remastered Dolby 5.1 and the original mono soundtracks. There's not lot to say for the 5.1 track, which puts a little bit of surround action to the sides a couple of times during the movie, but otherwise doesn't do anything to justify the additional channels. On the whole, the sound is flat and a bit muffled throughout the film, making some of the dialogue a bit hard to hear. It's adequate but that's about it.

Needful Things has a Dolby 2.0 soundtrack, and it gets the job done adequately. The sound is generally clear, though at times some of the dialogue is a bit muffled; there's also more variation than necessary between the quieter dialogue scenes and the louder non-dialogue scenes.

Extras

Carrie is the undeniable star of the "special features" category. This 25th Anniversary Edition has two substantial documentaries: "Acting Carrie," running 43 minutes, and "Visualizing Carrie," at 40 minutes. Between these two featurettes, we get an informative view of the making of the movie from the perspective of both the cast and crew. A six-minute featurette on "Carrie: The Musical" explains how the film led to a musical Broadway show, and in the remaining special features, we get a photo gallery, a trailer, and a text section on "Stephen King and the Evolution of Carrie."

Misery, The Dark Half, and Needful Things each have a trailer for their respective films. Carrie, Misery, and The Dark Half also have insert booklets with some information on the making of the film.

Final thoughts

The star ratings for this set aren't particularly meaningful in this case, as the four different movies offer four different viewing experiences. Misery is by far the best of the films, with Carrie coming in second; Needful Things and The Dark Half are entertaining but not exceptional. In terms of transfer quality, Carrie and Needful Things come out best with anamorphic widescreen transfers that are of generally good quality; Misery is widescreen but not anamorphic; and The Dark Half is unfortunately only presented in pan-and-scan format. On the whole I'll give a "recommended" for this set, but especially given the reasonable retail prices of the individual films, viewers may consider picking up Misery (which would certainly get a "highly recommended") and Carrie separately, renting Needful Things, and skipping The Dark Half due to its transfer.


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