Sunday, April 13, 2008

THE RUINS NOW AVAILABLE

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A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

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If Herschell Gordon Lewis directed "Little Shop of Horrors," "The Ruins" would likely be the end product. A skin-crawlingly diabolical horror film, "The Ruins" is a sobering reminder that the screen can still generate anxiety on a massive scale when it meets material that takes few prisoners.

On vacation in Mexico, four college students (Shawn Ashmore, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey, and Jonathan Tucker) meet a German tourist (Joe Anderson) looking to break away from the grind of perfect beaches and bottomless margaritas. Their adventure destination is a lost Mayan temple located in the middle of a dense jungle, and once arrived, the group tragically learns they are not welcome by the vicious locals. Trapped on top of the temple, the students quickly grasp they are not alone, finding the flowers and vines that surround them have a taste for blood. Toying with the group, the flora waits patiently as injury and madness soon settles in, leaving the hapless youngsters with no means of escape.

Adapted by Scott Smith ("A Simple Plan") from his own novel, "The Ruins" is governed by one rule: razor-sharp simplicity. There's no undercurrent of absurd social commentary, no extraneous subplots vying for screentime; "The Ruins" is a straightforward exercise in endurance and disturbing imagery. Not having personally experienced the novel, I didn't sense any gaps in the storytelling, which is a credit to Smith, who overhauled his original plot to streamline the agony. It's a triumphant piece of scripting, securing the tension to the front burners at all times and staging sequences not for their jump-scare potential, but for more gut-wrenching results that will surely leave weak-kneed audience members sprinting for the exits.

Director Carter Smith ("Bugcrush") is game to go where Smith leads and he rarely breaks the film's constant haze of dread. "Ruins" dabbles in psychological torment, yet the heart of this beast lies in old-fashioned displays of gore, with the characters digging around in their own bodies with knives in a pathetic attempt to keep the vines literally out of their system. Certainly this isn't high art, but "Ruins" is near-perfect at manipulating its audience, emphasizing physical threat and consequence, with a profound admiration for armrest-squeezing bodily harm on a level few recent horror productions would dare explore.

The acting by the young leads is better than expected, especially the work committed to the screen here by Laura Ramsey, who is the only member of the cast to reach the next level of despair as the vines attempt to find a warm home under her skin. Smith wisely keeps the actorly hysterics to a minimum, preferring visual communication of suffering that's incredibly more effective riling up the audience than bad actors allowed free reign to act badly.

It could be the steady diet of numbskull horror offerings lately, but I was with "Ruins" for the entire ride, delighting in the merciless direction and fantastical botanical twists with eyes wide open. It's one of those strap-in-and-ride-it-out experiences that are all too rare; forgoing elaborate strands of exposition to settle on more direct lunges of terror. It's a marvelous nightmare machine.

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Friday, April 04, 2008

TRIPLE H THE KING OF KINGS FULL 2 DVD'S NOW AVAILABLE

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There is only one Triple H, and now for the first time ever, The King of Kings reflects on his storied WWE career with new exclusive interviews discussing his biggest matches, moments and rivalries.



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Triple H: the King Of Kings - There Can Be Only One is the latest release showcasing one of the biggest stars working in the sports entertainment today. In his time with the WWF/E, Paul Michael Levesque (Triple H to me and you), has put on some great matches, some that were alright and some that flat out stunk. Okay, so that last one is the "Hog Pen" match included as an extra.

Surprisingly, Triple H: the King Of Kings - There Can Be Only One is only a 2-disc set. I say "surprisingly", because if recent WWE superstar collections were any indication, then this should've been a 3-disc set. I have no idea why there's only two, but I do know his fans will get close to six hours of matches spanning his 13 years with the WWE.

Disc One [2h 57s]:

  • the King Of Kings

  • Getting Started - Interested in wrestling from the age of 5 or 6, HHH eventually hooks up with Killer Kowalski thanks to Ted Arcidi. During the first year he wrestles, he meets Pat Patterson, who offers him a development deal with the possibility of joining the WWF. Though it's what he wants, HHH tells him that he's not ready mentally or physically. As he continues to train at his gym, he meets someone from WCW and and spends a year there, until JJ Dillon calls to let him know that Vince is interested in signing him.

  • RAW May 22, 1995 [Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. John Crystal] [3m 59s] - During his debut match for the WWF, a leaner, thinner Triple H wrestles John Crystal. Wanna have some fun during this short match? Take a drink every time McMahon or Lawler say "Hunter Hearst Helmsley". Actually...don't. You'll be drunk before the next chapter.

  • Pressure - It's All On You & the Workhorse Title - Hunter talks about the beginning of his career in the WWF and how nerve-racked he was wrestling against local guys. He credits Marc Mero as the guy he learned the most from and states how much of an honor it was to win the Intercontinental Championship. I also liked the slight dig at Hogan.

  • WWE Intercontinental Championship Match - RAW October 21, 1996 [Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Marc Mero] [10m 50s] - Along with assistance from Mr. Perfect, Hunter becomes the Intercontinental Champion after only a year in the company.

  • Chyna, Curtain Call & the Crown - During this nearly four minute chapter, Triple H talks about how he and Shawn wanted to put together a group and their first encounter with Chyna. He brings up the MSG incident and how, since he wasn't untouchable like Shawn (since he was champ), he ended up taking the brunt of the punishment. Near the end, he talks about becoming King Of the Ring and his refusal to wear the crown that Vince "really wanted" him to wear. How he gets out of it is pretty damn funny. Well, Mick might not have thought so...

  • King Of the Ring Final Match - King Of the Ring June 8, 1997 [Mankind vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley] [25m 13s]

  • the Transformation - the Amplified Version - Hunter talks about trying to get more of his personality into his character and how DX allowed him to do that. Oh, and how they were constantly chided by Vince while doing their DX schtick on TV.

  • WWE European Championship Match - Wrestlemania XIV March 29, 1998 [Owen Hart vs. Triple H] [17m 55s] - During the preceding chapter, HHH states how he thinks Owen Hart "never even scratched the surface of how good he was". After watching this match, i'd have to agree with him.

  • Elevating the Game - Hunter talks about forming a "new" DX once Shawn leaves due to his injury. He also talks about how he elevated his game by cutting ties with DX on his way to an "Austin"-like level.

  • WWE Championship Match - RAW August 23, 1999 [Mankind vs. Triple H] [13m 15s]- Mick and HHH put on an entertaining match that sees appearances by the Rock, Shane O'Mac and Chyna.

  • Being At the Top - HHH talks about the honor of being chosen to be WWE Champion and how many matches he's had against Stone Cold.

  • No Holds Barred WWE Championship Match - No Mercy October 17, 1999 [Triple H vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin] [26m 33s] - This was a good match, but if you want to see some great HHH matches against Austin, you should pick up Stone Cold's recent collection.

  • McMahon - Helmsley Era [1:53:09-1:56:12] - Hunter talks about the genesis of his feud against Vince (which, by the way, was Chyna's idea). He also discusses the honor he felt at Mick choosing him as his opponent for his "retirement" match and how nervous he was shouldering the responsibilty of putting on a good match for Mick.

  • Career vs. WWE Title Hell In A Cell Match - No Way Out February 27, 2000 [Triple H vs. Cactus Jack] [31m 53s] - Any time you get Mick together with a steel cage and a 2X4 wrapped with barbed wire, you have the ingredients for a good match. During this match, from what I gathered listening to JR, Mick wrestled HHH for a shot at WrestleMania, as well as the WWF Championship. There were a lot of good spots during this match, but for some reason, the piledriver on the announce table made me cringe the most.

  • Injury & Return - Triple H briefly talks about his time wrestling with Austin as the Two-Man Power Trip, which resulted in him tearing his quad during a tag match against Jericho and Benoit.

  • Royal Rumble January 20, 2002 [30-Man Royal Rumble Match] [26m 36s] - Immediately after returning from his quad injury, Hunter takes part in the 2002 Royal Rumble, entering at number 22 (which is, coincidentally, where this chapter starts).

Disc Two [2h 30s] :

  • the Return Of Shawn - HHH talks winning the Royal Rumble and reconciling with Shawn after their falling out.

  • 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match For the World Heavyweight Championship - Armageddon December 15, 2002 [Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H] [44m 20s] - One of Triple H's favorite matches, this one starts out as a "Street Fight", then turns into a steel cage match and finally ends as a ladder match. Oh yeah, it's also pretty damn entertaining.

  • the Rise Of Batista - HHH talks about Evolution and its purpose was in the WWE. He also points out that, after Batista defeated him at WrestleMania, he put him over for two straight months afterwards.

  • Hell In A Cell Match For the World Heavyweight Championship - Vengeance June 26, 2005 [Batista vs. Triple H] [34m 29s] - From my review of the Vengeance PPV: "For all the flack that HHH gets for being "Mr. Stephanie McMahon" and hogging up almost all the airtime on every single Raw, I gotta say - he does give it his all in pay-per-view matches. Multiple foreign objects are introduced, and blood is spilled in this entertaining match that is significant since it sets up a lengthy absence for HHH."

  • Wrestling My Idol - Triple H talks about taking some time off to let his neck heal a bit before coming back and entering a feud with his idol, Ric Flair.

  • Last Man Standing Match - Survivor Series November 27, 2005 [Ric Flair vs. Triple H] [32m 48s] - From my review of the Survivor Series PPV: "After I got over the initial shock that this match was so early on the card, I enjoyed watching Flair do what he does best - bleed. Unfortunately, it's nowhere near as good as their "Hell In A Cell" PPV match at the this year's Taboo Tuesday PPV."

  • the Next Generation - HHH shares his thoughts on John Cena and Edge.

  • Triple Threat Match For the WWE Championship - Backlash April 30, 2006 [John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Edge] [25m 57s] - From my review of the Backlash PPV: "Hate to say it, but I enjoyed this match. Well, "enjoyed" might be too strong an adjective, but I didn't skip it and I wasn't watching the clock on my DVD player while they were wrestling. I'm not sure if I said this before, but the only person that bleeds better than Hunter is Flair. That's a complement, in case you were wondering. Oh, and what's up with Cena's submission move? Camel Clutch? Ok. Angle lock? Got it. STFU? Exactly what part of the body does the STFU put enough pressure on to make one submit? Or is it just the way Cena oversells it? Whatever."

  • What's Left To Accomplish? - Well, it's not retiring, that's for sure.

Extras: The following extras are included:

  • Hog Pen Match - In Your House December 17, 1995 [Henry O. Godwinn vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley] [14m 32s] - Guest refereed by Hillbilly Jim, this was a pretty funny match, which culminates with...well, just look at the screencap...


    HHH...facing some of his toughest opponents in a handicap match



  • First Professional Match - Burlington, VT November 1, 1992 [Terra Ryzing vs. Flying Tony Roy] (With Commentary by JR & Triple H) [13m 33s] - This was, for me, the most enjoyable match on the set. Not because the wrestling was superb (it wasn't) or the sound and picture were of the highest quality (it isn't). No, this was highly enjoyable because of the commentary by Triple H and JR. During the entire 13 minute match, they banter back and forth, with JR getting specifics out of Mr. Ryzing as they watch the match. It's a shame more of these WWE collections don't have an alternate track like this.

Video: With the exception of his first professional match, Triple H - the King Of Kings' picture was lives up to the WWE's usual standards. Sure, there is some slight pixelization due to pyro and whatnot, but that's to be expected. And with the exception of the interview footage (shot in 1.85:1 letterbox ration), it's presented in the normal WWE full frame 1.33:1 ratio.

Audio:
I had no issues with the Dolby Digital 5.1 track.

Conclusion:
Putting aside whatever gripes you may have with Triple H - he's "Mr. Stephanie McMahon" and uses it solely to his advantage, for a time there, Monday Night RAW should've been called "the Triple H Show" or that he seems to refuse to put over new talent, etc - the fact of the matter is, he gives everything he has when he's in the ring. From his "slobberknockers" with Flair, Foley and HBK to his ability to make a wrestler like Cena look good, it's clear that he cares about the industry and his place in it. If you have a problem with that, move along. For his fans, this is a no brainer -
Triple H: the King Of Kings - There Can Be Only One is a Highly Recommended collection.




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Thursday, April 03, 2008

CLOVERFIELD NOW AVAILABLE

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Five young New Yorkers throw their friend a going-away party the night that a monster the size of a skyscraper descends upon the city. Told from the point of view of their video camera, the film is a document of their attempt to survive the most surreal, horrifying event of their lives. Written by Davi Silva

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The emperor has no clothes. Or better yet, the monster has perfect focus?

It's difficult to review "Cloverfield" without at least mentioning the buzz-guzzling hype machine producer J.J. Abrams kicked off with the arrival of the teaser trailer last summer; a cryptic piece of footage that sent the tails of geeks and bloggers everywhere wagging with gale force velocity. It was a tantalizing glimpse of forthcoming havoc. However, now having viewed the entire film, perhaps a peep was all that was needed. Just a preview to get the blood flowing. Basically a 70-minute YouTube video, "Cloverfield" has all the head-rattling jolt and dramatic verisimilitude of a prank phone call.

Assuming the POV of a video camera employed to capture the farewell party for lovelorn Rob (Michael Stahl-David), the night is turned into a living hell when a Godzilla-like creature starts to tear up Manhattan, leaving the city a wide-awake nightmare of decimating army attacks, brutal monster stompage, and assorted 9/11esque references of destruction. With camera in tow, a small group of partygoers scour the city for Rob's spurned ex-girlfriend, finding little hope as the creature's rampage blocks all exits.

"Cloverfield" is an ambitious film, endeavoring to resuscitate the panic of seeing a building-sized creature annihilate a city after decades of bad monster movies have reduced such sights to giggles. Its heart is in the right "Blair Witch" place, but the execution is all wrong (not to mention a little late, coming after doppelganger "The Mist"), reducing the scares to puzzled yawns.

Director Matt Reeves is armed only with a "single" DV camera to cover the action, and while I applaud "Cloverfield" for trying to find ways to widen the scope of such a limited viewpoint, the routes taken are strangely ineffective; it fumbles the wallop of citywide alarm and tarnishes the "reality" this film is so desperate to abuse. The picture's concept is that the audience is watching a video of the monster attack found after the mayhem, but instead of facing that stark viewpoint head on with punishing cinema verite cartwheeling, "Cloverfield" uses painfully obvious editing tricks, employs peculiar time jumps, and introduces the ludicrous idea that the tape in the camera is somehow screwy, which allows for cringe-worthy backstory flashbacks to Rob and his woman in happier times already committed to the cassette. Now there's some serious storytelling desperation at work.

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Monday, March 31, 2008

DRILLBIT TAYLOR NOW AVAILABLE

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Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry when considering that the best moments within this Owen Wilson comedy are the times when Owen Wilson is nowhere near it. A throwaway experience, "Drillbit Taylor" is undeniably funny, with an aim toward more obscure wells of comedy, but rarely does the star of the show make himself worth the hefty price of admission.

Ryan (Troy Gentile), Wade (Nate Hartley), and Emmit (David Dorfman) are three high school freshmen hoping to skip the cycles of bullying that ruined their junior high years. Upon arrival on the first day, the boys are singled out by Filkins (Alex Frost) and Ronnie (Josh Peck), and immediately become objects of torment. To lessen their load, the boys chip in to hire Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a homeless man who worms his way into the revenge fantasies of the kids. Now a team of sorts, Drillbit tries to teach the boys lessons of self-defense while deciding if he should remain their friend and pubescent confident or steal everything from their family homes.

It's not that Owen Wilson is a rusted anchor on the momentum of "Drillbit Taylor," but his energy seems to be lacking a certain spark for this enterprise. Co-written by Seth Rogan and co-produced by Judd Apatow, the picture is lost somewhere between being a sharp, insider comedy that's typical terrain for the two aforementioned golden guys and a pedestrian mass-audience babysitter for parents looking to pawn off their pre-teens for a Saturday afternoon. Wilson's uninspired performance is indicative of the tiresome story, which moves beyond laughs at the midway point to address Drillbit's moral crisis between conning the boys and rising up as their true crooked-nose sensei.

Ah, who needs that crud? Just bring the laughs.

Thankfully, "Drillbit" overcomes the sleepy scripting in a hurry, and a majority of the film is a pleasant diversion, sprinkled with some saucy one-liners, hilarious movie homages ("My Bodyguard," "Cape Fear"), and generous fight-club slapstick. The real punch of the film lies in the performances of Gentile, Hartley, and Dorfman, who live up to Apatow's pleasing mandate to depict teenagers as the frail, unnerved creatures they are. The kids are the stars of the show in "Drillbit," showing more comedic range than Wilson, confidently taking over the film during their moments of schoolyard alarm and, for Hartley, humorous depictions of beanpole heroism ("I have reach!").

"Drillbit Taylor" is uneven, and with a little more judicious editing, it could've become a much bolder, considerably more interesting revenge comedy. What's here is a passable good time, with peaks of unexpectedly geeky, inventive jokes. However, the valleys are flooded with abysmal, derivative screenwriting, and it's quite an effort to forgive the filmmakers for even attempting to install a heart in what should rightfully be a ruthless comedy. Bring an extra dose of patience with you, and "Drillbit Taylor" can be quite enjoyable.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

VANTAGE POINT NOW AVAILABLE

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With a Rashomon narrative style, the attempted assassination of the president is told from five different perspectives.

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Neal Moritz is a film producer specializing in high-octane cinema that bends logic, punishes the eyes, and deafens those who sit close to the screen. The calloused hand behind "The Fast and the Furious" franchise, "Stealth," "Torque," and "XXX" now endeavors to take his ADD to the political playing field, shepherding "Vantage Point;" a perfectly goofy thriller that take great pains to pace itself like a bat out of hell. On the day of a crucial terrorism summit in Spain, the President of the United States (William Hurt) is being shuttled to a plaza, guarded by Secret Service agents Taylor (Matthew Fox) and jittery Barnes (Dennis Quaid). Arriving amidst a horde of protestors captured on a cable news network overseen by director Rex (Sigourney Weaver), the President is lead to a stage for an important speech opportunity. In the crowd are Howard (Forest Whitaker), an American tourist with an HD camcorder, Spanish cop Eduardo Noriega, and suspicious attendee Suarez (Said Taghmaoui). When a terrorist attack occurs, it's up to Barnes to piece together the different media and witness viewpoints to catch the bad guys and rescue the President. If you've come to "Vantage Point" looking for a sensitive opinion on the devastation of global terrorism and potential media culpability, than perhaps another, more thoughtful film might better serve those needs. "Vantage" is a straightforward rocket ride; a thriller that contains about as much sociopolitical depth as a crate of Red Bull and a dog-eared copy of Newsweek. At its best, "Vantage" is non-stop entertainment, delivering plenty of bang for the buck. This kind of relentless pacing is always admirable, and director Pete Travis is aware that stopping for a lungful of air would then lead to such irritants as logic and comprehension, and those are two elements "Vantage" recoils from with great horror. This tale is told from several viewpoints, traditionally (and perhaps incorrectly) described as "Rashomon" style, but let's not sully the golden name of Kurosawa when discussing this picture. The gimmick here is that "Vantage" rolls through the same 10-15 minutes of plot before "rewinding" and starting all over again with a different character, slowly lacing the perspectives until the final reel, where the film goes haywire with bullet sprays and chase sequences. It's not as tiring as it sounds; Travis does a commendable job keeping identical pieces of story fresh and usable, though the clunky script by Barry Levy tarnishes the excitement by forcing in unreal amounts of backstory for each role. Do we really care that Howard is having domestic troubles while he waits around for the President to show? It's not a piece of information that affects the finale of the movie, and the script is filled with similar silly stretches of characters explaining their every motive in the precious few minutes of film they have to work with.

I wouldn't describe "Vantage" as a horrible feature, but things sour considerably once film starts to answer its own questions. Travis can't help himself, and begins to treat the audience like complete idiots by instructing the antagonists to smirk Dr. Evil style to the camera and thickly underline the double-crosses as they play out. It's not long before the whole enterprise belly flops into absurdity (if it wasn't there already), topped off with vile, nauseating Bayesque car-chase camerawork and a distillation of good vs. evil that would not feel out of place in a "Popeye" cartoon. It's truly eye-rolling.

Certainly "Vantage Point" is juicy mainstream entertainment not concerned with political nuance, just armrest-gripping thrills. It's a marginally successful attempt to flare up the senses through shocking repetition, but this is Moritz after all, so if you must go, leave your brain at home and sneak in a cocktail to help wash down the nonsense.




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Saturday, March 29, 2008

RUN FATBOY RUN DVD QUALITY NOW AVAILABLE

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Dennis is a clueless and slightly overweight guy, who left his pregnant fiancée five years earlier. Every day, Dennis tries to persuade the woman he loves to accept him back into his life, but everyday he fails. When he discovers that Libby has found a partner in the form of American Whit, frustration grows, and Dennis vows, that for once in his life, he will finish something. This something ends up being a Nike River-run in London. With his friends Gordon and Mr. Ghoshdashtidar by his side, Dennis begins training for the marathon he must finish. Written by FilmFanUK

A chunky, clueless guy leaves his pregnant fiancée on their wedding day only to discover -- 5 years later -- that she is his one true love. But in order to win back her heart, he looks to finish his first marathon while making her realize her new man is the wrong guy for her.

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It was expected that after nearly a decade on the blockbuster sitcom "Friends," star David Schwimmer would have at least some sense of comedic rhythm. However, I never expected the guy to direct a British slapstick comedy. Turns out, he does a pretty swell job.

Five years ago Dennis (Simon Pegg) made a horrible decision: he left his pregnant fiancée Libby (Thandie Newton) at the altar. Now a sad sack mall security officer with a smoking habit and 30 extra pounds, Dennis finds his life lacking, but refuses to do anything about it. Into Libby's life comes Whit (Hank Azaria), a handsome financial wizard who is better than Dennis at everything, including long-distance running. Dennis, feeling jealous, agrees to partake in an upcoming marathon to prove his worth to Libby, relying on his gambling friend Gordon (Dylan Moran, "Shaun of the Dead") for support. Trouble is, Dennis knows nothing about running, leaving his training a brutal learning process and a test of commitment.

Co-written by Simon Pegg and Michael Ian Black, it's unsettling at first to observe how wacky a picture "Fatboy" is. Schwimmer has a heavy burden to bear with this screenplay, which overflows with combative situations of outright farce, but he proves himself capable of arranging big screen comedy. It's not an outstanding effort, but a tricky script like "Fatboy" needs someone willing to flow along with the lunacy, and Schwimmer doesn't fight this circus of fears and humiliation in the least.

"Fatboy" is really top notch when it concentrates on silly situations and the myriad of befuddled reactions Pegg and Moran provide. They are an amazing pair of actors, and their interplay gets the material up and moving, hurdling the often needless pit stops of gross-out humor (a splendid blister joke is ruined by a pus-drenched punchline) and the eventual plunge into one-dimensional screenwriting. Schwimmer is wise to keep his camera trained on Pegg at all times, as the actor can make any sequence worthwhile with his unexpected, jittery retorts and reactions. It's an iffy character to play, since, even with full acknowledgement of legitimate fears, Dennis is a bastard. Pegg's interpretation here is miraculous in getting the audience to comprehend his damaging decisions, and Schwimmer's direction reinforces the funny.

There's a wealth of smiles watching Dennis gear up for his marathon debut and the general tightening of his life while dueling with Whit and his surface perfection. Again, Pegg really gives 100% to the character, and the results are a gas. Problems arrive when Pegg and Black want the audience to feel something for Dennis's struggles, going about it the wrong way by backing up the melodrama truck and dumping noxious heartache all over the final act. Pegg's performance is strong enough to convey Dennis's regret, it doesn't need to be underlined, and I detested how the script turns Whit from a believable rival to moustache-twirling villain; the film loses itself to annoying pandering qualities in a desperate last-chance grab to appeal to all audiences instead of intelligent ones. "Run Fatboy Run" is too rich with potential to be fussing around so carelessly with cliché.



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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

MEET THE BROWNS NOW AVAILABLE

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A single mom takes her family to Georgia for the funeral of her father -- a man she never met. There, her clan is introduced to the crass, fun-loving Brown family.

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Last fall it looked as though Tyler Perry finally made some progress as a filmmaker, retaining his screeching smirk of melodrama, but finding human elements to work with in "Why Did I Get Married?" I just knew it wouldn't last forever, and "Meet the Browns" drags Perry back to the quicksand of laborious storytelling and grandstanding nonsense that's made him a millionaire, keeping close to his pandering roots out of fear of truly spreading his artistic wings.

A single mother of three living in Chicago housing projects, Brenda (Angela Basset) has found herself without a job and her life quickly falling apart. One day a letter arrives informing Brenda that her father has passed, along with bus tickets to Georgia to attend the funeral. Hesitant, she and the kids make the trip, only to find the loutish, backwoods Brown family (including Jennifer Lewis and David Mann) waiting for her. Overwhelmed by the country life and the prying eyes of her extended family, Brenda finds comfort in Harry (Rick Fox), a former pro basketball player looking to help her eldest find a future in hoops, while also laying down some serious woo.

"Married" didn't thrill me, but it demonstrated Perry's willingness to lay off the deafening horn of histrionics and play the story more smoothly, taking a much needed breather from his usual frenzied extremes. "Meet The Browns" refuses to build on this important foundation, with Perry sprinting back to his comfort zone of theatrical adaptation and rafter-quaking performances. It's disheartening to witness.

If you've partaken in the other Perry creations, you've pretty much already seen "Meet the Browns." Perry's not rocking the boat with this feature film, working through a familiar pastiche of broad comedy, squealing performances, and blunt messages on the importance of...well, I'm not exactly sure in this movie. The film appears centered on the theme of trust, but the screenplay overcooks the idea by having Brenda practically convulse anytime she finds herself being offered assistance. There are tangents about the pitfalls of drug dealing, absentee fatherhood, and gambling as well, but Perry isn't able to connect the dots as easily this time around, finding his screenplay too tangled to make sense out of it. Subplots are either left to wither away or they're just bluntly gutted out of the movie, with several sloppy gaps in the story.

Actual narrative doesn't really matter to Perry, since these movies are simply vehicles for actors to scream at the camera. Jennifer Lewis wins the gold star for this production, turning up the treble on her chainsaw voice to cover for a role that quite literally makes no sense. Bassett isn't nearly as piercing, but her insistence that every emotion be conveyed with 100 different facial contortions is exhausting to behold, through she has nice chemistry with Fox, who plays the Perry-mandatory dream hunk role with minimal fuss.

From what I've read, the film version of "Meet the Browns" has been altered considerably from its stage incarnation, and perhaps that's why this movie feels so relentlessly distracted and overweight. The structure is off here; Perry can't settle on an ending, so he includes two of the fairy tale kind, and he volleys between embarrassing punctuations of melodrama and southern-fried slapstick far too wildly, making already ridiculous situations unbearable and downright despicable at times.

As proven through reasonable (not remarkable) box office returns and the venomous mail I receive with each new Perry pan, there's a crowd, an army perhaps, that will soak up anything they're served. Perry might be out to create a community spirit in theaters across the country, but, again, that doesn't excuse his thick-fingered mangling of dramatic expression and his questionable taste in racial caricatures. "Meet the Browns" is a stinker, but at this point, it's like yelling at a brick wall.


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Saturday, March 22, 2008

FINAL DESTINATION 2 NOW AVAILABLE

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Clear Rivers has been living life in a mental hospital after the bizarre events that lead to the deaths of her friends. One day, she is approached by a girl named Kimberly who believes she had a premonition similar to her friend Alex who died . Clear has to either risk her life helping others, or stay inside the hospital the rest of her life waiting for her death to come. What will she do? Written by wolfboy217

Whilst heading onto the main road, Kimberly Corman (Cook) has a vision of a huge car accident. Halting up the traffic, Kimberly is horrified when the accident actually happens. Kimberly links the occurrence with a similar event a year earlier. Researching up on Clear Rivers (Larter)m Kimberly discovers that death's pattern has been disturbed, meaning everyone who was originally supposed to die, will now encounter a freak accident. Including her! Kimberly and the rest of the survivors, must work with Clear to try and stop Death from repeating it's process. Written by Film_Fan

Kimberly Corman, 19, was just taking a trip with her friends.. But when she escapes a horrific car accident, she finds herself in Death's path of destruction. Now, Kimberly, along with the other survivors, must find a way to save themselves... Written by Christopher Kelley {kitagawa_kenta@hotmail.com}

Kimberly Corman and her friends decide to head out on a trip. On the way, they get caught up in a horrible accident, in which Kimberly survives, but her friends die brutally. Kimberly also saves a few other people. Soon after the accident, the survivors of the accident start dropping like flies. Now, it's up to Kimberly, along with the help of Flight 180 junkie Thomas Burke, Clear Rivers, and the Mortician William Bloodworth, Kimberly must find a way to stop death before it's to late... Before it's her turn. Written by Chris Kelley {kitagawa_kenta@hotmail.com}

After a dream of a horrific car crash, Kimberly helps save several people and causes another rift in Death's design, but this time its different, since Alex walked off the plane Death's design did not only affect the survivors of Flight 180, but every single person they've come in contact with, now how will they stop it? Written by Scott

"It has been one year today since the tragic explosion of flight 180." After having a premonition of a horrific multi-car pileup on the highway, Kimberly panics and blocks off the offramp she is on holding up several cars. Kimberly tries to tell Officer Burke, who was one of the people behind her what was about to happen. As he looks at her in disbelief cars begin to crash and explode about 1/2 mile from them as they stare in shock. Later that same day, one of the survivors dies in a freak accident and Kimberly starts to wonder if the flight 180 incident and the events after weren't just a coincidence. Her only hope lies in Clear Rivers, the sole survivor of flight 180. Can she help them cheat death one more time? Written by SliMSeanY

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE FINAL DESTINATION 2 FROM DVDTALK

The Movie:

The original "Final Destination" was a darkly creepy thriller, a horror movie without a visible villian. While admittedly not a horror fan, I appreciated the fact that some thought went into the film's rules, the movie had some creatively done jump-scares and the performances were good. The sequel was likely an unplanned edition, pulled together after the moderate success (cartoon series "Family Guy" offered an episode that was somewhat a parody) of the original. It is exactly more of the same, but done in a way that's still tense and still occasionally rather clever.

The film opens with a trip for Kimberly (A.J. Cook) and her friends. Kimberly has a vision of a horrific traffic accident about to occur before she gets on the freeway, then stops traffic. The resulting traffic jam irritates many, at least until they see the accident they could have been in happen just up the road. As with the first film, Death's plans have been ruined and he comes after those who've escaped. The result: a lot of ridiculously elaborate scenes where the characters get taken out, one by one.

Clear Rivers (Ali Larter), one of the only survivors from the first picture, also returns. Locked up in a mental institution to protect herself from the continued threat. Despite an irritated entrance, Clear eventually decides to help out. There's not a lot of plot involved, just the main characters trying to save themselves, while also often restating the rules of the movie to each other, occasionally realizing new changes or differences. Although Kimberly's gift of some sort of psychic vision is an iffy idea, her putting together the pieces of the puzzle as the audience does adds to the involvement and tension that the movie manages.

"Final Destination 2" is a odd mix of personalities, which sort of appealed to me - the film seems a bit harder (the sequel is definitely a hard "R" and more, er...visual) and slicker than the first film, but that sort of mean-spiritedness is tempered by a sort of silliness that makes the whole thing rather entertaining and show that the film isn't taking itself entirely seriously. One particular bit of hilarity is when Kimberly has a vision that the next victims are going to be attacked by...pigeons. Still, these lines are delivered in a way that, amazingly, doesn't result in the kind of unintentional hilarity that takes one's interest out of the scene. Really, it's all the result of acting that, while mediocre in any other movie, works quite wonderfully here. Larter is especially fascinating as a "tough chick", a role that seems pretty unlikely for the actress.

A slick-looking and well-paced sequel, "Final Destination 2" isn't anything ambitious and story-wise, it's not even quite as developed as the first picture, but it's a fairly entertaining ride.


The DVD

VIDEO: "Final Destination 2" is presented by New Line in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen and 1.33:1 pan & scan. Both editions are presented on a dual-sided disc, with the widescreen edition on a dual-layered side. The anamorphic widescreen edition is a prime example of New Line at their finest. This is an amazing transfer, with absolutely marvelous clarity and definition. Every scene retains a consistent, smooth appearance that offers great depth to the image.

I can find no flaw with the image quality. Edge enhancement is entirely absent, the print seemed to be in absolutely superb condition, and no compression artifacts were spotted. This presentation is simply stunning. Colors remained bright and vivid throughout, with excellent saturation and no issues.

SOUND: "Final Destination 2" is presented by New Line in Dolby Digital 5.1-EX and DTS 6.1-ES (Discrete). I have to give New Line credit for being one of the few studios to consistently support DTS-ES and DD-EX on quite a few of their major new releases. Also, the soundtrack has been optimized for DVD, according to the sound menu, and no equalization is required. This is certainly a very aggressive soundtrack at times, putting the rear speakers (and the back surround) to excellent (and discrete, in the case of the DTS-ES soundtrack) use. Although some stretches fold up to the front for dialogue-driven passages, almost any opportunity for surround use in many of the scenes seemed to be taken advantage of. Sound effects are punchy and dynamic, and the music has nice presence, as well. Dialogue remains crisp and clear. Strong bass is present at times, as well.

EXTRAS:

Commentary: Commentary with director David Ellis, producer Craig Perry and writers Eric Bress and J. Gruber is offered. The commentary manages to be quite funny and quite informative at the same time. The four are joined together for the commentary and spend much of the time getting into the core elements of the film and how they were brought together. They have some interesting insights into the concepts behind the screenplay and characters, as well as more technical details, such as how stunt sequences were pulled together and other stories from the production. Jokes fly in-between the details, as the four goof on some of the plot twists and story ideas they'd heard for the sequel.

Bits and Pieces: This is a 30-minute documentary that starts off with a brief history of the genre, which is really quite interesting and a good way to start off the featurette. Eventually, the documentary discusses the main scenes of "Final Destination 2", offering more in-depth looks at the effects of the first big scene (including some tests), the construction of the other main scene and some of the make-up FX.

Trailers: Trailers for the first and second movies, as well as one for something called "Highwaymen".

Cheating Death: This is an 18-minute documentary featuring interviews with people who believe they have cheated death and talk about their near-death experiences.

Terror Gauge: This 14-minute piece discusses how the brain reacts to terror/stress in horror movies, as a few test subjects are strapped in - "Clockwork Orange"-style - to watch "Final Destination 2" and have their physical reactions measured.

Infinifilm: This is another in New Line's "Infinifilm" series. If turned on, this feature allows viewers to jump to related material for the scene, watch it and then come back to the movie. There is also a subtitle "fact track" included.

Also: Deleted scenes (5), music videos, interactive game.

Final Thoughts: "Final Destination 2" is more of the same from the original - while the scares seem more complex, I wish some story elements from the original could have been expanded upon. Still, the movie offers some fun for horror fans and, in terms of technical credits, it's certainly well-done. New Line's Infinifilm edition DVD offers outstanding, reference-quality video, stellar audio and plenty of supplements. Recommended for fans or those interested.



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ANOTHER VERY FUNNY MOVIE: ME MYSELF AND IRENE NOW AVAILABLE

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Charlie is a Rhode Island state trooper with a split personality. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank, takes over. Charlie is assigned on a routine mission to return alleged fugitive Irene back to upstate New York, but they wind up on the run from corrupt police officers. And their escape would be a lot simpler on everybody involved if Hank didn't keep stepping in at the most inopportune times... Written by {jgp3553@excite.com}

It had all started when a patrol officer named Charlie Baileygates was married. Unfortunately, his wife left him for the short black guy who was their limousine driver. Charlie is single again and taking care of 3 children. A series of misfortunes for Charlie developed an inner anger within him, then it came out, in a form of another personality known as Hank Evans. While Charlie is nice, kind, and usually calm, Hank is is the polar opposite of Charlie, being outrageous, mean, and short-tempered. Luckily, Charlie told his doctor about this other personality, and prescribed him with medication to suppress Hank. One day, Charlie was assigned to personally escort a woman named Irene Waters to a prison in upstate New York. Then, a series of unfortunate events happen as both Charlie and Irene run into a group of corrupt cops and Irene's abusive ex-boyfriend, in the middle of it all Charlie loses his medication and now fears that Hank will come out and makes the situation worse. While running, Charlie and Irene fall for each other (and so does Hank). Now, Both Charlie and Irene must stop the dirty cops, Irenes ex-boyfriend, and to stay one step ahead of Hank. Written by John Wiggins

This is the story of a sweet natured fellow named Charlie Baileygates, a Rhode Island State Police trooper. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank Evans, takes over. After Charlie developed a split personality the colonel forces Charlie to escort Miss Irene Waters a woman wanted by the police in upstate New York back to her home town, but, when he discovers she's really being set up for murder, he helps her flee back to the safety of his own jurisdiction. It's all up to Charlie to keep Irene save from her evil corrupt ex-boyfriend Dickie Thurman along with his associates who plans on killing her thinking she knows everything for what's going on. Written by Anthony Pereyra {hypersonic91@yahoo.com}

Jim Carrey plays a Rhode Island State Trooper named Charlie who has a multiple personality disorder. One personality is crazy and aggressive, while the other is more friendly and laid back. Both of these personalities fall in love with the same woman named Irene after Charlie loses his medication. Written by Michael S. Hatch {KingMixer909@hotmail.com}

A pacifistic Rhode Island state trooper who's too nice for his own good, develops split personality disorder with his alter ego being the complete opposite of everything he is in manner. Complications ensue when he's assigned to escort a woman back to New York and ends up falling in love with her. But the woman has shady people on her trail who want to take her and now he, out of the picture. Written by MonkeyKingMA

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE ME MYSELF AND IRENE FROM DVDTALK

I've enjoyed all of the Farrelly Brothers movies I've seen that didn't star Jim Carrey. Of course, that only leaves two films -- "Kingpin", which I particularly liked, and "There's Something About Mary" (I missed "Outside Providence", but I think I join most of America in saying that) -- and although "Dumb And Dumber" left me kind of flat, I thought I'd give "Me, Myself, and Irene" a shot. Jim Carrey is Charlie, a Rhode Island state trooper who seems pleasant enough, but ends up as the butt of seemingly every joke in the Ocean State. He somehow manages to stay sane when his wife Layla (Traylor Howard) gives birth to triplets obviously fathered by a Mensa-attending knunchuck-wielding dwarf chauffeur (played by Tony Cox, whose character sounds funnier on paper than he is on-screen), even raising the children on his own when his wife leaves him. Despite the constant mocking from everyone, Charlie seems to remain good-natured, although buried deep in Charlie's subconscious is the evil side of his personality, named Hank. One day, Charlie snaps and Hank is released, which is unfortunate for Irene P. Waters (Renee Zellweger), who Charlie is escorting back to...some place because of...something. I'm writing this review a few days after watching the movie, and the plot obviously didn't make that big an impression on me. These details are sort of minor, anyway. To sum it all up, Charlie/Hank and Irene are on the run, eventually teaming up with an albino with a questionable past. Sprinkled throughout is the sort of gross-out humor that's so chic nowadays...a sort of humor I don't particularly enjoy. This isn't because I'm easily offended or anything, but...well, kind of the total opposite. Because I'm not easily offended, there's no shock value, so the 'humor' never really leaves much of an impression on me. Although some of the same sort of humor appeared in "Kingpin" and "There's Something About Mary", there was more to those films than just gross-out comedy, and really, that sort of humor seemed a little fresher back in those days anyway. So, no, I didn't laugh once during "Me, Myself, and Irene". Just picture a geeky guy with a completely blank expression on his face for close to two hours, and you'll have a pretty good idea of what the viewing experience was like for me. So basically, I'm saying that I already have a bias against the lead actor and a general dislike of the sort of comedy used in the film, so it shouldn't come as too big of a surprise that "Me, Myself, and Irene" didn't do a whole lot for me. I know plenty of people who did get a kick out of it, so I'll try to review this disc somewhat objectively...or whatever...yeah. Video: I remember back when I first started frequenting DVD discussion forums, and everyone seemed to rag on Fox. Wow, are those days over... "Me, Myself, And Irene" features a beautiful widescreen-enhanced transfer, letterboxed to 1.85:1. The image is clear and detailed, and I was especially impressed with how rich and colorful some of the exterior shots appeared. Pretty typical of Fox's recent DVD output, which is, of course, praise. Audio: After reviewing a couple of Columbia/Tri-Star discs right before "Me, Myself, and Irene", it's nice to see a disc that defaults to Dolby Digital 5.1. Although there are six channels, the center speaker is the focus of the audio, with other speakers and directional effects used very sparingly. Not particularly impressive, but hardly disappointing...just an uninteresting front-heavy comedy mix. Rounding out the other audio options are English and French Dolby Surround tracks, along with English and French subtitles. Supplements: First on the menu are "trailers and TV spots", consisting of a pair of trailers and three different television ads. My favorite extra this time around is the video for "Breakout" by the Foo Fighters. When I first picked up their third album, "There Is Nothing Left To Lose", I instantly thought "Breakout" would be great for a movie soundtrack, although I thought it'd be better suited to play over the ending credits. Oh well. There aren't any other music videos, and I thought it was kind of odd that a previously released song got the video treatment and not any of the Steely Dan covers recorded specifically for the soundtrack. I'd have loved to have seen a video for Ben Folds Five's "Barrytown" (which I saw them perform on Letterman, I think). Six "making of" vignettes ('vignette' quickly becoming one of my favorite words) can be viewed individually or branched while watching the movie. The vignettes are footage shot between takes. It's not really 'behind-the-scenes' footage in the usual sense, and there are none of the fluff interviews from those HBO: First Look featurettes. It's mostly just the cast and crew goofing around on the set, but it's still entertaining and worth a look. A traditional featurette is included, made up of the usual interviews, behind the scenes footage, and an extensive assortment of clips from the film. The featurette runs around half of the length of most featurettes I've watched, although it's not time-coded, so I can't give an official running time without starting it again, keeping track of time, etc., etc., etc. I'm sure none of you are that interested. There's also a stills gallery, with shots of the cast, crew, and a series of production stills. On the DVD-ROM portion of the disc are storyboards, the screenplay, and web links. Among the final supplements listed on the "Extra Features" menu is a commentary with the Farrelly Brothers, which mostly seemed to be a list of which of their friends appeared in the movie and where. The Farrellys also contribute commentary to 10 deleted scenes, which can be viewed individually or in an extended branching version, similar to "X-Men", another Fox release. A yellow image of Hank will also appear throughout the film to announce the presence of a deleted scene, which can be viewed with the Angle button, and being a Toshiba SD3109 owner, the menu option to remove the icon didn't work. Although that's just a quirk with my player (and there is, of course, a way around that), it's worth noting that the Hank icon is really large and very unattractive. Not quite as unobtrusive as the icon on the "X-Men" disc. When I got up to make a bowl of Frosted Flakes, an option to view a different menu interface came up, but I didn't notice any extra features on the Hank-themed menu. Maybe I didn't look in the right place or something. Hmm. Conclusion: Okay, I didn't find "Me, Myself, and Irene" particularly funny, but a film that grosses $90 million must have plenty of fans somewhere. I don't typically go for Jim Carrey movies, and others who feel the same way might want to leave this one for a rental. Otherwise, the nice video, decent audio, and a slew of extra features make it worth a purchase, particularly during its week of release, when the loss leaders are sure to mark the disc down to below the $20 mark.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

MINI'S FIRST TIME NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE MINI'S FIRST TIME FROM IMDB

Desperate to be free from her drunken, unloving mother Diane, the beautiful, scheming young Mini seduces her stepfather Martin and soon convinces him to join her in a sadistic scheme to have Diane declared insane. But their conspiracy soon escalates to murder and when John Garson, a young detective starts investigating, Martin and Mini begin to turn on each other. Written by achinn

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE MINI'S FIRST TIME FROM DVDTALK


The Movie: Imagine a teenage girl who can do anything she wants. She has a voluptuous figure, and she is strikingly beautiful. She drives an expensive sports car, lives in a sprawling home off Mulholland Drive, and spends her huge quantities of free time working as a high-class call girl. Her mother spends most of her time in a drunken, drugged-out stupor on the couch, and this leaves the girl largely unsupervised or disciplined. The luxuries and freedoms in her life are not enough for young Mini. She resents her mother to the point that she begins terrorizing her as a means of making her think she has lost her mind. Mini is obsessed with "first" times. She enjoys shocking people with her antics, until the stakes get raised to the point where the situation spirals out of control. As Mini, Nikki Reed, best known for playing the unstable, vindictive best friend in the terrific film Thirteen, delivers her lines with a deadpan, world-weary sense of self-assurance. She commands the screen, carrying the film with little difficulty, however Mini's First Time would have been much better as a suspense thriller than as the black comedy it aspires to be. The character of Mini is completely unsympathetic; she is selfish, spoiled, and unlikable. In a true black comedy, this would be acceptable. In a film that cannot quite establish itself within that genre, it is unacceptable. Viewers need to be able to root for the main character in some way, and with Mini, it's nearly impossible to do. Rooting for Mini's equally selfish, wealthy, stepfather/lover is impossible as well, which doesn't leave more than a sense of mild amusement in the shenanigans going on. Mini's First Time is filled with big names: Alec Baldwin plays the stepfather, Luke Wilson is a suspicious detective, and Jeff Goldblum plays a neighbor. As Mini's mother, Carrie-Anne Moss has the best time stomping around, throwing things at her husband, and screaming at her friends at the top of her lungs. Her scenes are among the strongest in the entire film. At about 35 minutes into the film, as it switches from a mild, teasing, middle-aged man's fantasy-come-true to a murder investigation, the plot becomes more compelling, thanks to Luke Wilson's presence. As the investigator, he brings a sense of gravity to the fluffy look-what-a-bad-girl-Mini-is scenes that dominate the first part of the film. That said, the blasé narration by the character of Mini is mostly ineffective, and the interrogation scenes, featuring a coolly unruffled Mini, are lifted right out of Basic Instinct. Nikki Reed more than proved her acting chops in the riveting film she co-wrote, Thirteen. Here's hoping she can find another movie worthy of her considerable talents. Mini's First Time doesn't quite cut it.

The DVD

Video:
Presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen, the picture is very good. The colors in this film are especially clear. Mini's red, glossy lipstick practically jumps off the screen, and a brief shot of the famous Century City skyline almost looks 3-D.

Sound:
Mini's First Time features a Dolby Digital 2.0 English audio track, with subtitles in English, French, and Spanish. The sound quality is excellent. There is not much of a soundtrack, but when music plays, it is crystal clear, and it truly adds to the overall experience. Whether lines are being shouted or whispered, the sound is great.

Extras:
An audio commentary by writer/director Nick Guthe is the only special feature included. The problem with commentaries is that if the film isn't too great to start with, what is the point of re-watching the film in order to listen to the commentary?

Guthe aims his commentary at aspiring filmmakers, providing helpful suggestions as well as background on how the film came to be. Interestingly enough, Guthe had the opportunity to meet with someone close to Kevin Spacey, who in turn arranged a meeting with Spacey himself. This helps to explain some of the star power attached to the film, thanks to Spacey's A-list status. He also discusses the lack of nudity in the film. Star Nikki Reed, at only age 16, was too young to bare her breasts on-screen, so the filmmakers had to be creative in how they created a sexy look for her without having her bare all.

Overall, the commentary is quite effective and interesting. Guthe provides a terrific mix of details regarding the actual making of the film and tidbits about the story itself. Viewers who actually enjoy the film will love the commentary, but the real value is in Guthe's studied attempt to educate novice filmmakers and remain interesting at the same time. He achieves this easily.

A featurette would have been nice as well, but considering the small, independent nature of the film, perhaps it wasn't in the budget.

Final Thoughts:
Mini's First Time is maybe worth a rental. Leave your expectations at the door, however. It makes for a fairly diverting 90 minutes, but the minute it's over, you'll forget you ever watched it.


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Sunday, March 16, 2008

THE EYE NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE THE EYE FROM IMDB

Sydney, a young, blind violinist is given the chance to see for the first time since childhood through a miraculous corneal transplant. As Sydney adjusts to a dizzying new world of colors and shapes, she is haunted by frightening visions of death itself capturing the doomed and dragging them away from the world of the living. Terrorized and on the brink of insanity, Sydney must discover whose eyes she has inherited, and what secret visions they have held. Written by Davi Silva

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE THE EYE FROM DVDTALK

"The Eye" is a mawkish thriller dumbed down to resemble the moldy Asian horror leftovers teen audiences seem to flock to no matter the quality. It's a sluggish chiller, poorly cast and conceived, but there's something about the movie that indicates under better care, this type of spooky rumbling might've become something great.

Blind since the age of five, Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) has grown up to become a concert violinist, finding harmony with her impaired world. At the urging of her sister (Parker Posey), Sydney undergoes a difficult ocular transplant to open up her world. When the bandages come off, Sydney's sight is restored, but along with this renewed vision comes ghostly images of death and terror. Unable to silence the evil, Sydney turns to her doctor (Alessandro Nivola) for help and the two head off to uncover the shocking identity of the eye donor.

"The Eye" is a remake of the 2002 Hong Kong sensation, which itself gave birth to two sequels and a Hindi production. Suffice it to say, this tale has been thoroughly exhausted. Never one to back down from a challenge, Hollywood has handed the material over to French directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud, who seem fresh out of interesting visual ideas to attack this warmed-over premise.

"The Eye" is familiar inside and out, and there's no one in the production that appears brave enough to confront the material and mobilize something authentically spooky. Moreau and Palud are content to abuse the same terror tools as everyone else: sickly green tint, jump scares, and bad casting. They don't direct "Eye" as much as they try to survive the American filmmaking process, resulting in a sleeping pill of a picture that plods from scene to scene, vainly assuming the audience as never appreciated a ghost story before.

Screenwriter Sebastian Gutierrez ("Rise: Blood Hunter," "Snakes on a Plane") is also to blame for the picture's lack of tension. A dreadful screenwriter, Gutierrez is typing soap opera dialogue for his thinly-drawn characters, stuffing the plot with dramatic false starts to fill a running time. The script doesn't even have fun with Sydney's terrorvision, instead just running through the "don't go there alone!" horror routine with bone-white ghost children and censored PG-13 flourishes before it's time to make her saint. A saint with lame powers too, as captured in a scene where Sydney drives up to a crispy warehouse and proclaims, "There's been a fire here." Gee thanks, wonder woman.

Jessica Alba is floundering here, forced to spit out idiotic dialogue and make goo-goo eyes toward cold fish Nivola; not to mention she's one half of the most implausible pair of siblings committed to the big screen seen since Schwarzenegger and DeVito. "The Eye" certainly puts the actress to work, with multiple scenes of sweaty panic, leading up to a finale ripped from the "Final Destination" playbook.

There's little cinematic passion to be found in "The Eye," just empty calories and a decent premise left to rot in the juices of routine.

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27 DRESSES NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE 27 DRESSES FROM IMDB


After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman (Heigl) wrestles with the idea of standing by her sister's side as her sibling marries the man she's secretly in love with.

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE 27 DRESSES FROM DVDTALK

The very appearance of actress Judy Greer speaks volumes about the lethargy of "27 Dresses." The one-note, bitterly unfunny character actress who always plays the cynical best friend has been cast as the...wait for it...cynical best friend in this dreadful motion picture. And that, my friends, is the extent of the invention to be found in this skin-crawlingly ineffective glop of a romantic comedy.

Jane (Katherine Heigl) is always the bridesmaid and never the bride. 27 times to be exact, and the role is starting to wear thin. When her model sister Tess (Malin Akerman, "Heartbreak Kid") swoops into town and steals Jane's boss (Edward Burns) away, the perpetually single gal is left angry and discouraged. Her solace is Kevin (James Marsden, making mediocrity digestible), a newspaper lifestyle writer assigned to cover Tess's wedding, but is more intrigued with Jane's marital participation background. As the two start building trust, and soon a tentative romance, he assembles a cover-story hack job that swiftly spirals out of his control.

For the thousandth time: cliché can be a wonderful thing when it's pulled into interesting directions, lifted by talent sticking to formula for familiarity reasons, but willing to step outside the box for a few gulps of fresh air. "27 Dresses" has no fresh air. It's a polluted, suffocating experience that's content to sluggishly check off every rom-com cliché there ever was, treating intelligence as though it was some type of frightening creature to immediately sprint away from.


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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

STEPHEN KING'S THE MIST NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY ON THE MOVIE THE MIST FROM IMDB.


After a violent storm attacks a town in Maine, an approaching cloud of mist appears the next morning. As the mist quickly envelops the area, a group of people get trapped in a local grocery store -among them, artist David Drayton and his five-year-old son. The people soon discover that within the mist lives numerous species of horrific, unworldly creatures that entered through an inter-dimensional rift, which may or may not have been caused by a nearby military base. As the world around them manifests into a literal hell-on-earth, the horrified citizens try desperately to survive this apocalyptic disaster. Written by thedictator@sbcglobal.net

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The Eli Roths of the world? Ah, who needs 'em! They can keep their sadomasochism and pop culture aesthetics. Frank Darabont's "The Mist" is a return to form for the filmmaker and the brittle horror genre. It offers the viewer a disquieting Stephen King tale of survival and claustrophobia, while dusting off classic horror devices such as patience and suspense to manufacture something that's legitimately unsettling while retaining timeless audience-baiting mechanics.

When a storm wallops a small Maine town, David Drayton (Thomas Jane), his son, and a moody neighbor (Andre Braugher) head to the local grocery store for supplies. Once there, a strange mist rolls into town, bringing with it a terrifying monster threat that locks the shoppers inside the store. Unable to leave, the group soon breaks off into factions, one side (including Toby Jones and Laurie Holden) trying to figure out a survival plan and escape the mist through logic and reason, the other, led by Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden), chooses to view the mist and the fury contained within as an incontrovertible representation of God's wrath on sinners.

After the 2001 bloated Capraesque misfire "The Majestic," writer/director Frank Darabont has come to revisit the world of Stephen King, the author who lent the filmmaker two titles met with great acclaim: "The Shawshank Redemption" and "The Green Mile." The collaboration between the talents proves fruitful yet again in "The Mist."

Where Darabont excels is in his interpretation of King's text, protecting the author's tendency to provide dustings of stereotypes and clichés for the most immediate sympathetic responses. The film is a straightforward construct of small town rubes versus the lethal unknown, and Darabont's screenplay is quick to preserve the simplicity of the conflict and character interaction to best realize the panic of the story. For some, the use of "aw, shucks" dialogue and broad caricatures could very well be a turnoff. However, I adored the unsophisticated nature of the scripting, which in turns leads to a bottomless feeling of tension as the mist starts to reveal the nightmarish creatures contained within.

Violence is used sparingly, but effectively by Darabont, taking as much delight in the mental torture of the mist as he does in the bloodshed, which is found in wonderful abundance. There are two kinds of terror found in the picture: mob hysteria and the rampage of the creatures, who resemble locusts and spiders (shooting acidic webs). Both result in an impressive body count, but Darabont never goes overboard. "Mist" is portioned out carefully, building alarm as the hours tick by and the situation erodes from one of wonder and doubt to grim realization. It's suspenseful and scary, two elements not factoring into horror much these days.

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE UNTRACEABLE FROM IMDB

A secret service agent, Jennifer Marsh, gets caught in a very personal and deadly cat-and-mouse game with a serial killer who knows that people (being what they are - both curious and drawn to the dark side of things) will log onto an "untraceable" website where he conducts violent and painful murders LIVE on the net. The more people who log on and enter the website, the quicker and more violently the victim dies.

HERE IS A REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE UNTRACEABLE FROM DVDTALK

Now that the sadomasochistic horror genre is starting its final descent, it seems fitting it would cross over into a more mainstream screen offerings. "Untraceable" has some A/B-list pedigree playing around with the button-pushing toys of filmmaking goons, so I guess you could call the picture the Miller High Life of forgettable, empty-calorie shock cinema. It's crud, but it's classy crud.

As an FBI cybercrime profiler, Jennifer Marsh (Diane Lane) spends her nights trapping pathetic internet criminals with her partner, Griffin (Colin Hanks). When a new snuff website opens for business, rewarding massive page views with murder, Jennifer is thrust into the case, trying to isolate the whereabouts of the killer as he racks up an intriguing roster of victims. With each gruesome execution committed online, the audience grows more impatient for the next thrill, leaving Jennifer little time to solve the case, which soon leads to her own family.

"Untraceable" isn't exactly a trendy "torture porn" thrill ride, but man, does it ever want to be. It's more of a sugar-free version of "Saw," with the gruesome bits softened a touch for the senior bargain matinee, and extensive internet shorthand and tech gobbledygook carefully spelled out so the keyboard-phobic won't drown in a sea of LOLs. That's right, Hollywood has finally made a film centered on agony that even a grandmother could love.

Of course, this is not to suggest "Untraceable" is an appetizing film. Try as she might, Diane Lane can't wince her way through the story, though her performance elevates the material as much as can be expected. This is far from stellar work, but Lane has a pleasing big-screen energy about her, and "Untraceable," with forgettable co-stars (Billy Burke?), benefits from her experience in front of the camera. She helps director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear," "Fracture") sell the suspense of the script, which means that she spends the movie frequently wet, with a furrowed brow glued on her face. Hey, it works better than you might think.


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