Friday, July 27, 2007

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE THE HITCHER FROM IMDB

A road trip takes a deadly turn when a young couple are tormented by a pyschotic hitchhiker who forces them to face their fears head-on.

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THE MOVIE

Onscreen titles at the beginning of "The Hitcher" tell us that 42,000 people are killed on American highways each year. That information, while probably accurate, is irrelevant to the content of the movie. Unless those 42,000 are all killed not by traffic accidents but by homicidal maniacs. Which seems a little high to me.


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GRIND NOW AVAILABLE

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While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers and his best friends, Dustin, a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world--and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson's skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he'll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy's road manager and they can't get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game--if you're good, you'll get noticed. Following their dream-- and Jimmy's national tour--Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team Super Duper launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn't exactly welcome nobody skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren Danger McGhehey and Jason Wee Man Acuña, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give 'em a piece of the action. Written by Sujit R. Varma

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The summer skateboarding flop Grind is rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual content, and language. I think this review might have been slapped with the same rating if it had been run past the MPAA, but probably just for language. See, Grind is really fucking bad. The movie stars Mike Vogel as our determined young hero, Eric Rivers. There are only fifty or so sponsored, professional skateboarders around the country, and Eric is hellbent on joining their ranks. He schemes to catch the eye of pro boarder Jimmy Wilson (Jason London), who trots around the country in a posh tour bus and has his pick of fabulously beautiful women. Eric gathers a group of friends -- broke 'n college bound Dustin (Adam Brody, who looks like someone took Colin Hanks, MTV News' Gideon Yago, and an inability to say the letter 's', put them in a blender, and mashed the "Puree" button), womanizer Sweet Lou (Joey Kern), and loudmouthed chronic farter Matt (Vince Vieluf, who's better in movies where he can't talk) -- and follows Wilson on tour, posing as a group with a non-existent sponsor. Hilarity theoretically ensues as the four of them travel from state to state, skating incessantly, finding romance, and getting caught up in all sorts of zany misadventures.

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A young family are visited by ghosts in their home. At first the ghosts appear friendly, moving objects around the house to the amusement of everyone, then they turn nasty and start to terrorise the family before they "kidnap" the youngest daughter. Written by Rob Hartill

While living an an average family house in a pleasant neighborhood, the youngest daughter of the Freeling family, Carol Anne (Heather O'Rourke), seems to be connecting with the supernatural through a dead channel on the televison. It is not for long when the mysterious beings enter the house's walls. At first seeming like harmless ghosts, they play tricks and amuse the family, but they take a nasty turn- they horrify the family to death with angry trees and murderous dolls, and finally abduct Carol Anne into her bedroom closet, which seems like the entrance to the other side. Written by Thomas O'Rourke


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Nearly 10 years have passed since Sarah Connor was targeted for termination by a cyborg from the future. Now her son, John, the future leader of the resistance, is the target for a newer, more deadly terminator. Once again, the resistance has managed to send a protector back to attempt to save John and his mother Sarah. Written by Colin Tinto {cst@imdb.com}


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The Movie: Terminator 2: Judgement Day, almost 10 years after it's original theatrical release is still as captivating as I remember it and enjoyable to watch from start to finish. Terminator 2 is just one of those movies that no matter how many times you've seen it, even though you know the ending and all of the lines, it's still a great movie to just sit back and watch with a bucket full of popcorn. T2 is a classic 90's action movie with plenty of explosions, guns, and blood...er, metallic liquid.


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A sequel/remake of the film The Evil Dead. A young man named Ash takes his girlfriend Linda to a secluded cabin, and plays back a professor's tape recorded recitation of passages from the Book of the Dead. The spell calls up an evil force from the woods which turns Linda into a monstrous Deadite, and threatens to do the same to Ash. When the professor's daughter and her entourage show up at the cabin, the night turns into a non-stop, grotesquely comic battle with chainsaw and shotgun on one side, demon horde and flying eyeball on the other. Written by David Thiel {d-thiel@uiuc.edu}

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The Movie:

When Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell made indy horror history with the relentless low budget The Evil Dead, you knew it was only a matter of time before a sequel was to be churned out and in this case the sequel turned out to be almost more of a remake, than an actual follow up film – but who cares. Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn is the most fun you're likely ever going to have with a horror film.


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Dracula is alive. In fact, he plans to rule the world and that is why he seeks the help of other legendary monsters. However, a bunch of kids regarded by their peers as losers uncover the devious plan and prepare for a counter strike. Written by Steve Richer {sricher@sympatico.ca}

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The Movie

Back when I reviewed the '80s teen classic License to Drive, I shared the story of my last day at college, when myself and the good doctor, Matthew J. McCue, decided to recapture our youth and rent the Corey-filled License and the eminently-quotable, but criminally under-appreciated The Monster Squad (on VHS!). As the last thing I experienced before entering "the real world," these films hold a special place in my heart.

But sentimentality will only go so far when it comes to enjoying an old film or TV show (a fact cruelly learned in reviewing "He-Man".) Fortunately for The Monster Squad, there's much more than nostalgia going for it, as the story of a band of horror film fans battling the classic movie monsters is an fun piece of filmmaking that's also solid '80s nostalgia and an exciting action flick.


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Lucas Nickle's the new kid in town and the local bully, Steve, makes sure he knows it. Lucas gets so fed up with being bullied, he takes out his frustration on ants in his backyard in hilarious ways, like squirting them with his garden hose or stamping on the ant hill. The ants are understandably fed up with this and Zoc the ant wizard uses a potion to shrink him down to ant size! Lucas is sentenced to hard labor in the ruins and learns to be more compassionate to ants. He becomes an ant friend, then must become an ant hero when Stan Beals, the local pest control guy, who's an even bigger bully, comes to wipe out the entire colony. An "ants vs pest control" battle ensues and Zoc reluctantly accepts that Lucas may be the ants' only chance of survival.
Written by movieguy3

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The Movie:

Kids say the darndest things, even the animated variety. Leave it to a children's flick like The Ant Bully to nicely illustrate a grim but universal truth of life. The movie begins with scrawny little Lucas Nickle (voiced by Zach Tyler from television's "Avatar: The Last Airbender") suffering a wedgie at the hands of the neighborhood bully. "What are you gonna do about it?" Lucas' tormenter asks rhetorically. "Nothing, 'cause I'm big and you're small."

Almost immediately after the humiliation, Lucas releases his frustrations on an anthill in his front yard. He douses the insects with a squirt gun, boasting that he's entitled to do so since "I'm big and you're small."

As a wise man once said, poop (this is a kid's movie, after all) rolls downhill.

Based on an acclaimed children's book by John Nickle, The Ant Bully details how the aforementioned ant colony weathers continual abuse from Lucas, whom the bugs have dubbed "the Destroyer." A wizard ant named Zoc (Nicolas Cage) -- what's that you say? You didn't know there were wizard ants? -- resolves to halt the reign of terror. When Lucas' parents go out of town and leave the boy in the care of his wacky grandmother (Lily Tomlin), Zoc uses a magical potion to shrink Lucas down to ant-size. The boy awakens tiny enough to slide down his bed atop a potato chip.

Lucas is quickly spirited away to the colony, where the magisterial queen ant (Meryl Streep) sentences the destroyer to live among the ants and learn about their day-to-day lives. Writer-director John A. Davis slathers on the socialist utopia. Under the tutelage of idealistic Hova (Julia Roberts), Zoc's main squeeze, Lucas is educated about the camaraderie of a close-knit community where the ants share and do their part for the greater good. At last, a children's movie that Karl Marx could love.

Or Gandhi, for that matter. From pacifism to the importance of social diversity, The Ant Bully overflows with left-leaning life lessons. All of it is well-intentioned; some of it is genuinely affecting. Much of it is gratingly didactic.

Nevertheless, one particular aspect of the picture resonates above all else: The power of empathy. At its heart, The Ant Bully is about walking in someone else's shoes -- six shoes, to be exact -- as Lucas comes to realize how he has terrorized the ants. The moral is telegraphed from the opening minutes, but as morals go, it's not too shabby -- and one that hasn't really been explored in other animated flicks.

The star-studded cast supplies solid voice work. Particular standouts are cult-movie fave Bruce Campbell as a swaggering scout ant and Paul Giamatti as slovenly exterminator Stan Beals of Beals-a-Bug pest control.

Fortunately, The Ant Bully isn't all preaching. From the chopper-like wasps to a sad-sack glowworm, the imaginings of the insect world boast an overcharged visual style reminiscent of Davis' Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. The action sequences pack real excitement; a few scenes might even be too intense for the youngest viewers. And while there is no shortage of poop and pee references, the scatological humor is held in check more than most children's pictures.

The DVD
The Video:

As one would expect from a new movie, the DVD picture quality is excellent, bursting with vibrant colors and reasonably sharp detail. It is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen.

The Audio:

The Dolby Digital 5.1 is first-rate, but doesn't give the back speakers as much of a workout as one would have hoped. Audio tracks and subtitles are available in English, French and Spanish.

Extras:

It Takes a Colony (16:30) is considerably more entertaining than your usual making-of featurette – perhaps because it is hosted by an animated beetle (not to be confused with an animated Beatle, which, of course, would be Yellow Submarine). Interviews with director-writer Davis and the crew reveal the painstaking work involved in the CG artwork.

Also included are seven animated shorts that spin off from the Ant Bully storyline. Clocking in for an aggregate length of eight minutes and 18 seconds, the clips are mildly cute. Kids will probably dig 'em. Much more interesting -- and surprisingly meaty -- are 10 additional scenes (11:20) that didn't make it into the final film.

Rounding out the extras are a theatrical trailer and, for the easily amused, an ant habitat TV screensaver.

Final Thoughts:

Amid a slew of top-notch animated movies in 2006 (Cars, Over the Hedge, Monster House), The Ant Bully unfortunately found itself lost in the proverbial shuffle. It deserves better; hopefully this solid DVD package will do the trick.


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I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY NOW AVAILABLE

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Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters (Sandler, James) pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits.

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"Chuck & Larry" is a clumsy comedy, made with heartening intentions, but a little wobbly in execution. But you know what? It isn't "Click," and that's something to celebrate.

Larry (Kevin James) is a widowed fireman left with two kids to take care of. His partner in flame is Chuck (Adam Sandler), a distinctly hetero bachelor who is beholden to Larry for saving his life. When his benefit package is threatened, Larry decides that arranging a sham gay marriage to Chuck will solve all his problems. As the new couple on the block, Chuck and Larry find intolerance and judgment everywhere they turn. For Chuck, the charade is especially hard when he falls for their lawyer (Jessica Biel), putting the whole scam at risk for exposure from snoopy outsiders.



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I AM GOING TO ERASE THE OLD FILES AND JUST KEEP UP THE NEW FILE URL. SORRY THAT THE SITE IS DOWN FOR THE MOVIE BUT IT SHOULD BE UP NOW.

UPDATE 2: New file for this movie so it should work now.

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

TERMINATOR NOW AVAILABLE

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A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Sarah Connor, a young woman whose life will have a great significance in years to come. Sarah has only one protector - Kyle Reese - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Sarah, but is there any way to stop the seemingly indestructible cyborg ? Written by Colin Tinto {cst@imdb.com}

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The Movie: Before he was "King of the World" with "Titanic", director James Cameron had to start somewhere. After writing and directing a couple of low-budget features (as well as working on a couple of director Roger Corman's films), Cameron was eventually asked to take the helm of "The Terminator", a script that he had written with producer Gale Anne Hurd ("The Relic"). A low-budget feature by today's standards, the film went on to not only be one of the most highly regarded sci-fi pictures of all time, but it also pushed both its director and actor to new heights of stardom. The film revolves around Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), who is a waitress living an exceptionally ordinary life in the middle of Los Angeles. Things change for the much worse one night when a Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) arrives from the future to take her out, since the son she's carrying will lead the human resistance movement against the machines after a war breaks out. She's informed of her destiny by another warrior sent to save her, Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn).

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FARENHEIT 9/11 NOW AVAILABLE

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In this film, muckraker Michael Moore turns his eye on George W. Bush and his War on Terrorism agenda. He illustrates his argument about how this failed businessman with deep connections to the royal house of Saud of Saudia Arabia and the Bin Ladins got elected on fraudulent circumstances and proceeded to blunder through his duties while ignoring warnings of the looming betrayal by his foreign partners. When that treachery hits with the 9/11 attacks, Moore explains how Bush failed to take immediate action to defend his nation, only to later cynically manipulate it to serve his wealthy backers' corrupt ambitions. Through facts, footage and interviews, Moore illustrates his contention of how Bush and his cronies have gotten America into worse trouble than ever before and why Americans should not stand for it. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com

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There's no question that Michael Moore's films have bias. Moore isn't a director who makes 'objective observer' documentaries, he's a filmmaker who creates personal and often political essays with a very specific and strong point of view. Fahrenheit 9/11 is no exception. The core of the film is the hypothesis that through power, influence and family connections, George W. Bush not only stole the 2000 presidential election, but he took America to war with Iraq for reasons that had much more to do with money and the welfare of wealthy friends than 'national security'.

I'm sure some readers will stop right here. Judge this film based solely on Moore's 'politics', perhaps even brand Moore with all sorts of nasty labels because of this point of view. If that's the case, what they'd be missing out on is a truly phenomenal film. Fahrenheit 9/11 is so much more than a political jab at conservatives (both sides of the aisle take quite a beating here), it's a surprisingly emotional and personal film from an American trying to make sense of one of the most difficult and surreal points in American History. Moore, who is typically so heavy handed with his documentaries, so biting in his satire and often contemptuous of his subjects, brings a level of emotional honesty to this film that brings it to an entirely different level.

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At the edge of adolescence, Tracy is a smart straight-A student--if not a little naive (it seems...she smokes and she cuts to alleviate the emotional pain she suffers from having a broken home and hating her mom's boyfriend, Brady.) When she befriends Evie, the most popular and beautiful girl in school, Evie leads Tracy down a path of sex, drugs and petty crime (like stealing money from purses and from stores). As Tracy transforms herself and her identity, her world becomes a boiling, emotional cauldron fueled by new tensions between her and her mother--as well as, teachers and old friends. Written by Miss Kittin


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The Movie: Catherine Hardwicke has had a long and distinguished career as a production designer, serving on such films as "Vanilla Sky" and "Three Kings". "Thirteen" is her directorial debut, a picture that has generated controversy at various film festivals and whose ads offer the advice that all parents should see this "wake up call". Although the film has gotten a remarkably positive reception and a lot of hype, I found it rather difficult to pick out too many positive aspects of this sometimes repetitive film. The picture opens with two girls huffing various substances and finding that they're numb to the world around them. So they start hitting each other. First, it's just a slap, then it escalates to full-out smacks and bloody noses as the two laugh about their state. The scene cuts to "four months earlier" without ever really making an impact; it's a rather odd thing to start a movie with two girls we haven't met hitting each other - hard - and laughing about it.

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Ace Ventura, emerging from self-imposed exile in a remote Himalayan hideaway, travels to Africa with explorer Fulton Greenwall to find a sacred bat which is told will avert a war between with Wachootoo and Wachati tribes. Of course, when Ace gets involved, all hell breaks loose... Written by Jonathan Broxton {j.w.broxton@sheffield.ac.uk}


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It's always fun to glance back at a celebrity's formative years, but Tom Shadyac's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994, at top and below left) was hardly the first time we'd seen Jim Carrey in full-on goofy mode. He first caught the attention of most fans during his time spent on In Living Color, the groundbreaking sketch-comedy smorgasbord that also put all 26 Wayans brothers on the map. Carerey was certainly noticeable in earlier films and shows like Earth Girls are Easy (1988) and "The Duck Factory" (1984), each of which catered to his off-kilter sense of humor. Still, it's the triple threat of Pet Detective, The Mask (1994), and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995, below right) that cemented his popularity---and though the charismatic actor nearly painted himself into a corner, he certainly made quite a name for himself in the process.

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Set in the 1930s, this is the story of a young and beautiful actress Ann Darrow from the world of vaudeville who finds herself lost in depression-era New York and her luck changes when she meets an over-ambitious filmmaker Carl Denham who brings her on an exploratory expedition to a remote island where she finds compassion and the true meaning of humanity with an ape Kong. The beauty and the beast finally meet their fate back in the city of New York where the filmmaker takes and displays the ape in quest of his fame by commercial exploitation which ultimately leads to catastrophe for everyone including a playwright Jack Driscoll who falls in love with Ann and plays an unlikely hero by trying to save her from Kong and her destiny. Written by steandric

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The Movie

Peter Jackson's King Kong wasn't only the biggest film of 2005, it was also the first feature film Jackson worked on since Lord of the Rings. I'm sure most of you are aware of the premise behind King Kong, but here's an overview for those select viewers that haven't been introduced as of yet. Carl Denham is a filmmaker that has aspirations to become a household name in entertainment. His big break comes with a scoop about Skull Island. It's said to be the home of a creature so large and so fantastical, that Carl would surely wow the world and gain riches along with the much desired fame. His leading lady that was to be the damsel in distress unfortunately backs out at the last minute. Carl finds unknown actress Ann Darrow and dupes her into coming along on the journey. Everyone involved in Carl's quest for fame gets much more than they ever bargained for upon their arrival on Skull Island. Carl remains cold yet driven to obtain what he came for no matter what the cost.



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In New York, when the shy and lonely project manager of a design firm Matt Saunders meets Jenny Johnson in the subway, he invites her to date and have dinner with him. Jenny immediately falls in love for him, they have sex and she discloses her true identity to him, telling that she is the powerful superhero G-Girl. After meeting his co-worker and friend Hannah Lewis, the needy Jenny becomes jealous, controlling and manipulative, and Matt follows the advice of his best friend Vaughn Haige and dumps her, breaking her heart. Jenny turns Matt's life into hell, while he has a romance with Hannah. However, the archenemy of G-Girl and former high school sweetheart of Jenny, Professor Bedlam, proposes Matt to lure Jenny to strip her superpowers. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


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The Movie

With so many people vying to have their ideas made into films, it's always struck me funny that Hollywood comes up with so many lame, boring and downright inane films on a consistent basis. I'm not talking about Die Hard on a "fill in the blank," but rather those ostensibly high-concept pieces that crash and burn, never making it off the runway due to any number of factors, but many of which suck in the script stage and continue sucking all the way until they land in the multiplexes. One such offender would be this summer's bomb My Super Ex-Girlfriend: neat idea on the surface -- neurotic super-heroine engages in typical rom-com shenanigans -- that was horribly muffed by director Ivan Reitman, screenwriter Don Payne and the assembled cast.


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SUNSHINE NOW AVAILABLE

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The Sun is being destroyed from inside out by a type of highly stable form of matter that renders nuclear fusion impossible, by turning common matter on its own kind. The only hope is to send a team of astronauts to detonate a massive, highly energetic bomb, able to destroy this strange matter and restore Sun's natural state.
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50 years into the future, the Sun begins to die, and Earth is dying as a result. A team of astronauts are sent to revive the Sun - but the mission fails. Seven years later, a new team are sent to finish the mission as they are Earth's last hope. Written by harpster_2004@yahoo.co.uk

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Danny Boyle's lush take on "2001" and "Dark Star" is a visually arresting slab of sci-fi that accomplishes its directive to be environmentally haunting; at the same time, it contains touchingly serene moments of space adventure that many filmmakers wouldn't go near. It's a baffling bouillabaisse of moods and fears, but it's a persuasive creation, most confident when it isn't being pressed for answers.

It's the future, and the sun is dying. Earth has sent the spaceship "Icarus II" into the heavens with a bomb attached the size of Manhattan. The objective is to unload the weapon into the scorching heart of the sun and restart the solar factory again. Onboard this ship is a bevy of scientists and astronauts (including Cillian Murphy, Rose Byrne, Michelle Yeoh, and Chris Evans) committed to carrying out this massive effort to preserve humanity. However, once the now derelict "Icarus I" is located near the surface, decisions are made and actions taken that could prevent the completion of this critical mission.


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HERE IS THE MOVIE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON IT IS A GREAT MOVIE AND THE QUALITY IS GREAT TOO.

HERE IS THE IMDB SUMMARY OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

An action epic that explores the origins of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force (better known as Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad,) who somehow become pitted in a battle over an immortal piece of exercise equipment.

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Straight from the top, I'll admit that I wasn't much aware of the Aqua Teens before viewing their new animated feature film, and I hold a slight disdain for the us vs. them hipster mentality of Cartoon Network's entire "Adult Swim" line-up. That said, this motion picture is brutal, amateurish, insulting, and occasionally brilliant.

Straining to put together their "Insane-O-Flex" exercise machine, anthropomorphic fast food selections Master Shake, Meatwad, and Frylock search high and low for the mysterious objects that unlock the equipment for use. Once assembled properly, the Insane-O-Flex grows to Godzilla-like proportions, using hick neighbor Carl as its demonic fitness engine. All this mayhem delights the evil Dr. Weird who, along with an assortment of wicked characters, wants the Aqua Teens defeated for good so he can rule the world...or at least save his evil fortress from being turned into condos.

Through the devotion of teenagers and 35-year-old accountants who still want a lightening bolt reputation as being pop-culturally aware, the Aqua Teens have risen to a cult status potent enough to make their own stab at a feature-length adventure. I've had this same dread before, with cartoon series-based productions like "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America" and "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut," yet those films made an impossible effort to rise above their small town cable origins ("South Park" was a flat-out Broadway musical). The same cannot be said of "Film for Theaters."

On television, the Aqua Teens lived in a static world, not achieving much in their 11-minute running time. Expanded to 84 minutes, the results haven't been radically improved. To fill the frame, "Film for Theaters" is a literal explosion of irreverence and nonsense, aimed directly at fans of the show with hopes that civilians daring to sit and partake in the fun will be amused as well. However, this doesn't mean an upgrade in ambition or artistry. "Film for Theaters" barely passes for a "movie," but the fearless appetite for malarkey makes it sufficiently memorable if not always tolerable.

As one of the newcomers to the magic of Master Shake, Meatwad, and Frylock, "Film for Theaters" gave me the vague impression that creators Matt Majellaro and Dave Willis are a whole lot smarter than they're letting on.

The cold opening of the film features the classic retro concession stand item singers (hot dog, popcorn, soda) wishing the audience the best of times at the movies. They soon run into the hardcore food selections of the multiplex (nachos, pretzels, and a bon-bon) who blast into an 80s death metal rundown on how not to behave inside a theater. It's this close to pure genius, and had me laughing out loud hoping the brittle strands of brilliance would last throughout the entire film. It doesn't, but pure gold is in here. You just have to work to find it.

Oddly, it's the Aqua Teens themselves who tend to bring "Film for Theaters" down whenever Majellaro and Willis are stuck finding something for the team to do. Often they just stall with meaningless banter, doing wonders for the film's creeping sense of disinterest. The more entertainingly absurdist material is found in the supporting characters; a wild assembly of creatures and attitudes that get bigger laughs than anything the titular heroes can muster up. The standouts include two wisecracking 8-bit characters knows as the Mooninites, the aptly named Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, menacing Plutonians Emory and Oglethorpe, and Rush member Neil Peart, who can bring the dead back to life with his magical ways on the drums.

I'm not sure I would recommend "Film for Theaters," but I certainly enjoyed this strange piece of sluggish comedy and insider absurdity. I wouldn't say the film makes me a newfound fan of the Aqua Teens, but from now on I'll be less inclined to leap for the remote and change the channel in disgust when the show airs.

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CARS NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE CARS FROM IMDB

While traveling to California for the dispute of the final race of the Piston Cup against The King and Chick Hicks, the famous Lightning McQueen accidentally damages the road of the small town Radiator Springs and is sentenced to repair it. Lightning McQueen has to work hard and finds friendship and love in the simple locals, changing its values during his stay in the small town and becoming a true winner. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


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Movie for movie, Pixar is commercially the single most successful studio ever in this industry, and their initial six feature films were widely considered to be classics from the moment their first digitally-rendered frames splashed across theater screens. Let's go ahead and get this out of the way first: yes, Cars probably is the weakest of their releases so far, but griping that Cars is Pixar's least impressive movie is kind of like complaining that you missed a number on a lottery ticket and only won a couple hundred thousand bucks. When a studio has a list of movies like Toy Story 2, Finding Nemo, and The Incredibles under its belt, merely being "very good" kinda pales by comparison. Still, if you're willing to appreciate Cars for what it is rather than debate how it stacks up against the rest of Pixar's filmography, it's hard to imagine anyone feeling disappointed.


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HANNIBAL RISING NOW AVAILABLE

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Mischa and Hannibal, baby brother and sister, are inseparable; it is their love for each other that ties their bond. Their companionship is forever binding, until, with their family, while hiding from the Nazi war machine a twisted set of circumstance sets the pace for a most vicious attack on the future of one Hannibal Lecter for the sworn vengeance for the brutal killing of his baby sister. Years later, we find Hannibal, the teenager, setting up in Paris, and living with his aunt Lady Murasaki Shikibu and studying at medical school here he finds his forte. Still searching for his sister's murderers, still bitter and still ever hopeful of satisfying his desire for retribution. This chance arrives, and soon we are to learn that for a pound of flesh lost a pound of flesh must be repaid. This is the horrific tale of justice and honor, a young man's growing pains that will have the guilty paying with more than just flesh and bone. This is the up and rising tale of the young Hannibal, prey you do not meet him, for meat you shall be to him. Taste his wroth. Written by Cinema_Fan

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The Movie:

If Hollywood is to be believed (and usually it's not) all good movie monsters have a beginning so it only makes sense from a franchise perspective if not an artistic one that the origin of Hannibal Lecter would one day be made into a film. Based on the book of the same name by Thomas Harris, Hannibal Rising is a reasonably well written and well made film that takes a lot of the mystery and therefore a lot of the eeriness out of the character, therefore reducing him to little more than a classier Freddy Kruger.

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

SCARY MOVIE 4 NOW AVAILABLE

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HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE SCARY MOVIE 4 FROM IMDB

The unemployed Cindy Campbell is hired to work in a cursed house as caretaker of an old lady and meets the ghost of a boy. Meanwhile, the teenager son Robbie and the young daughter Rachel of his next door neighbor and crane operator Tom Ryan are spending the weekend with their loser father. Cindy and Tom meet and fall in love for each other, but when Giant Tripods invade Earth, Tom escapes with Robbie and Rachel; Cindy travels to a village, trying to find the answer to a riddle to save the world; and the president of USA organizes the defense of the planet in UN under his intelligence and leadership. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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The Movie

Watching the Scary Movie series evolve over the last few years has been fascinating – what began as full throttle, go-for-broke gross-out comedy has shifted into a more benign, goofy, satirical enterprise; the Wayans brothers were undoubtedly going for the lowest common denominator (how else to explain a character being brutally sodomized by a demonic clown?) but since the Scary Movie franchise has been in the hands of director David Zucker, the last two films in the quadrilogy have functioned as a sweetly inconsequential greatest hits compilation, spoofing the blockbuster flicks of the day, raking in the cash and moving on.


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THE GODFATHER PART II IS NOW AVAILABLE

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The continuing saga of the Corleone crime family tells the story of a young Vito Corleone growing up in Sicily and in 1910s New York; and follows Michael Corleone in the 1950s as he attempts to expand the family business into Las Vegas, Hollywood and Cuba. Written by Keith Loh {loh@sfu.ca}

HERE IS A REVIEW OF THE MOVIE THE GODFATHER PART II FROM DVDTALK

The Godfather: Part II is the rare sequel that betters its original for emotional depth and meaning. Francis Coppola was reluctant to do the first movie but he takes control of the second and creates an epic. The daringly structured film spans two generations and ties together a number of historical events - including the Kefauver crime investigations and the Cuban revolution.

Even more impressively, Coppola and Mario Puzo's script doesn't rely on the first films' glamorizing of the activities of the criminal Corleones. Michael Corleone is destroying his family even as he secures their position. The Godfather: Part II goes for a higher theme, by arguing that the Machiavellian maneuvering, corruption and violence of his dynasty is just a microcosm of political strife between nations: "We're all part of the same hypocrisy." Michael says these words to a Senator that he will soon control through murder and intimidation.


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