Thursday, August 09, 2007

MALLRATS NOW AVAILABLE

MALLRATS NOW AVAILABLE ONLINE

HERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE MALLRATS FROM IMDB

Brodie Bruce, a Sega and comic book obsessed college student, and his best friend, TS Quint, are both dumped by their girlfriends on the same day, and to deal with their loss, they both go to the local mall. Along the way, they meet up with some friends, including Willam, a guy who stares at Magic Eye pictures, desprately trying to see the hidden image; Gwen, one of TS's ex-girlfriends; and Jay & Silent Bob, of Clerks fame. Eventually, they decide to try and win back their significant others, and take care of their respective nemesises (TS's girlfriend's father, and a store clerk who hates the two for not having any shopping agenda). Written by MTRodaba2468

Mallrats gives us a viewing of a day in the life for two teenagers, T.S. and Brodie, as they wander around all day in a local mall while the girls who recently dumped them do the same. The two guys encounter characters like Jay, Silent Bob, 15-year old sex novel author Trish the Dish, 3-D visionally challenged Willam (the guy just wants to see the sailboat!) and many others. T.S. and Brodie have decided that they will attempt to win back the hearts of their ex-girlfriends before scumbags like Brodie's arch nemesis Shannon Hamilton get to have sex with them in very uncomfortable places, while Jay and Silent Bob attempt to wreck one of their ex-girlfriend's father's game show in the meantime. Written by Zack H.

T.S. and Brodie are two suburban high-school friends, both of whom are dumped by their respective girlfriends on the same day. They then go to the local mall to commiserate and hang out, as they often do. Meeting up with punk troublemakers Jay and Silent Bob (played by director Kevin Smith), they collectively hatch a plan to wreak mall havoc and win their loves back. Smith's film is filled with sophomoric and scatological humor, hip 'alternative' music, and pop cultural icons ranging from video games and film (Star Wars and Batman) to comics (including Stan 'The Man' Lee, as himself). Written by Tad Dibbern {DIBBERN_D@a1.mscf.upenn.edu}

HERE IS A REVIEW OF THE MOVIE MALLRATS FROM DVDTALK

The Movie


Following the mega-success that was the low-budget indie film Clerks, Kevin Smith could have likely done just about any film he wanted to as long as the characters swore liberally. What he wanted to do was write and direct a movie about a guy who hangs around in a mall. Scratch that...a comic-book geek who hangs around in a mall. He also wanted to bring back his cult slacker heroes, Jay and Silent Bob.

Unfortunately, what Smith wanted to do didn't jive with what audiences wanted to see, and a black mark was placed on his record for all to see. He would rebound with the classic Chasing Amy, the sacre-delicious Dogma and the rest of his empire, but Mallrats will, in most film-goers' eyes, forever be his Heaven's Gate.

In your humble reviewer's opinion, it's an unfair stance that is taken against Smith's sophomore film, mainly because it wasn't Clerks. Instead of going to the well again, Smith took his gift for on-screen gab and unleashed it on the teen comedy genre. The film is essentially the story of T.S. (Jeremy London, "Party of Five"), a moronic student with the vocabulary of Noam Chomsky, who messed things up with his girlfriend Brandi (Claire Forlani, Meet Joe Black) and her insane father (Michael Rooker, Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer). The tale is told during a day spent palling around with his slovenly friend Brodie (Jason Lee, "My Name is Earl") at Brodie's home away from home: the mall. Brodie has lady troubles of his own, having been dumped by Rene (Shannon Doherty, "Charmed").

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